Search Results: 'derick hudson'
Barry Shaw’s whirlwind journey through life was shaped by the growing demands of a multitude of disorders, which meant he tended to clean things repeatedly and aggressively...before they had... More > the chance to murder him!
Barry thrived on routine. If it hadn’t happened before, it was unlikely to happen ever…until he collided into her that is. On that fateful day, as he walked to work, stepping from the centre of one pavement stone to the next, he crashed into Sandra Wiggins, who had also been discreetly avoiding the dreaded cracks. It was lust at first sight.Love would have to wait. Apart, they were just weird, but together, they were pure mental.
This is the story of two human lovebirds, destined to spend their calamitous lives together…until something extraordinary occurs that threatens to decimate what remains of their limited sanity.
Welcome to the New World Order, created when Barry met his Miss. Match!< Less
Unholy Romance! is a hilarious story about Jesus Christ’s second coming. His task, if he can manage to stay alive this time, is to conceive a new set of Commandments which are more relevant to... More > the 21st century than those left behind in stone by ‘old lick-arse’ Moses.
Above all else, this is a tale of an unlikely and ultimately passionate romance between Jesus Christ and Megan Milligan, a feisty, Irish phone sex operator and devoted atheist, as they struggle to come to terms with an unplanned pregnancy!< Less
Detective Jim Bannon is no ordinary detective. With a dress code of anything in black, short leather jacket & blue tinted spectacles, the claustrophobic & asthmatic inner-city, Dublin born... More > detective is on the case of London’s most cunning & perverted serial killer.
A young woman has been brutally slain in a murderous act involving asphyxiaphilia. A connection between the victim & England’s largest online dating site is discovered.It soon becomes a race against time to catch the deviant before the bi-curious & dangerously adventurous Robyn O’Brien, an astrology-loving Harley Street receptionist, falls victim to the killer’s insatiable lust.
Asphyxia is a fast paced thriller, full of unsavoury reality, deception, thrills, twists, warped eroticism & dark humour, that will leave you gasping for breath as you approach its climax!
Asphyxiaphilia: A sexual practice involving the control of oxygen to the brain through suffocation or strangulation with the objective of achieving the ultimate orgasm.< Less
After centuries hiding away in coffins, forests and ram-shackled dens, the vampires, werewolves, witches and warlocks are now living secretly among us. This is the story of Jack Celby, the hormonally... More > charged teenage son of vampire parents, who lives on Fiend Street where over half the population living there are descended from those who sucked blood, howled at the moon or stirred their stinking concoctions in steaming hot cauldrons.
All is not well on Fiend St. Although Jack, his parents and all the ‘irregulars’ have successfully assimilated into normalised society, they now face a terrifying battle against the mongrels, a blood-thirsty race created from the poisonous union of deviant vampire and werewolf blood.
A young werewolf child has been kidnapped, perhaps even slaughtered, and all the witches’ cats have been horribly mutilated in a barbaric attack that can signify only one thing: the mongrels are uprising and no one is safe, especially Makayla, Jack’s mongrel girlfriend.< Less
Only thirty and at death's door, Abe Sheridan requires a lifesaving bone marrow transplant from his father…but has no idea who he is.
Abe's mother, long since departed after committing... More > suicide, had taken the disturbing details of the night of his conception to her grave, leaving him with few leads to find the one donor who could prevent the cruel, insidious cancer robbing him of a life he desperately clings to.
Danger and death soon envelop his investigation as he begins to unravel the earth-shattering truth about his mother's unholy union.
With the help of a young, vocationally-challenged nun, a weakening Abe finally identifies the man who had bedded his mother over three decades ago, leaving him with the dilemma of whether or not saving his own life would be worth the resultant downfall of his biological father…and the Catholic Church worldwide.
Infallible is a scandalous, blood curdling thriller that will imprint itself on your psyche...permanently!< Less
Dysfunctional Romance: The Break-Up!
Dysfunctional Romance‘The Break-Up!’
Follow Barry and Sandra, the most dysfunctional couple ever, as they tackle an inevitable marital crises in the company of their psychotic twins, a... More > frustrated fortune-teller, a few mental asylum ‘buddies’…and two poxy pedigree poodles!
Throw in a crazy dollop of OCD, ADHD, panic attacks, alcohol and kinky sexual shenanigans, stirred up with a nice sprinkle of pavement crack phobia, and this might just be the funniest escapade ever to be told.
An unconventional romantic comedy that’ll restore your faith in antidepressants!
Warning: May cause tinnitus due to having to laugh out loud…lots!
For over 18’s only!< Less