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Touch Me Tender By Ted Atoka
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This is book 1 of the Bean Town Investigations series. It’s your first opportunity to learn about the hilarious antics of a couple of private investigators from Boston. Shortly after one of... More > them suffers an embarrassing accident, they find themselves involved in a vicious murder case. It doesn’t take long for them to realize that they’re no longer the hunters but have become a killer’s prey. Tag along with Frenchy Thibedeaux and Ray Marino on their anything but ordinary business-as-usual days. You’ll marvel at their staff of “associates,” including Frenchy's granddad, Whitey. He's a retired detective who's still got some tricks up his sleeve, and Beantown Investigations wouldn't be the same without him. Baseballs, tattoos, and boats all contribute to solving this murder mystery.< Less
Mirror, Mirror, That's Not Me By Bethany Smith
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A brief summary of what it's like living with a condition that affects your consciousness and memory, rendering you unable to remember things you have allegedly said or done. This short novel gives... More > insight into the struggles associated with dissociation and the various disorders on the dissociative spectrum, sharing both personal stories and general facts in an attempt to convey the horrors that come along with identity disturbance and the inability to recall vital parts of one's own life. Pictures and photography from various artists are also included, all of which were created in some way or another to visually display the world that victims become trapped in - from the shadows and the fogginess of everything around to the sensation that you're no longer a passenger in your own body. Nothing in this book is meant for medical use, professional consultation nor any other non-leisure purposes and instead is meant only to share personal experiences. CLICK "PREVIEW" ON THE LEFT TO SEE THE FIRST 10-15 PAGES.< Less
Just Call Me "Myrt" By Bruce Bergstrom
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My mother—or “Myrt” as she prefers to be called—entered Sunset Manor nursing home in Waverly, Kansas at 100 years old. When asked what she was most proud of in the initial... More > “conversation circle,” Myrt claimed, “I once killed a farmer with a pitchfork!” Of course the tale was a complete fabrication . . . but it shut down any further “interrogation!” Outrageous bits like this have kept the staff of Sunset Manor laughing and on their toes. Several of these devoted professionals have told me, “You ought to write a book!” So I did. These stories were initially intended to capture mom’s unabashed personality and to acquaint the staff of with their new resident. As dementia has robbed mom of her memory, I wanted to share both the humor of the stories and the challenges of the illness with a wider audience and to raise funds for Sunset Manor, which has been instrumental in Myrt’s well-being and longevity. As the staff discovers daily, Myrt still is a unique character at the age of 107!< Less
Woman of The Year - Alanis Morissette - 2012 By Are U Kidding Me!!
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'I'm an attachment parent. I breastfeed and I'll be breastfeeding until my son is finished and he weans. 'I think it affords the child, when he grows up, to have a lot less therapy to go to. For me,... More > I protect his safety and his well-being and his attachment. That stage of development is a very important stage.''We're definitely skin-on-skin connected as much as possible.'the Ironic hitmaker insists it doesn't stop her finding the time to be intimate with her husband. She said: 'He's a very robust virile man. You gotta take care of your husband.'per Daily Mail Reporter said by Alanis Morissette< Less
Live 1,000 Years: The Amazing New Science of Happiness, Health, Money, and Love: Discover who you are? Where you came from before birth? Where you're going after death? By Brent J. Jordan, Esq., LL.M.
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Virtually every person who has ever lived has wondered if we exist, either in body, soul, or spirit, before our physical birth, and after our physical death. Virtually every religion, civilization,... More > philosophy, and culture has answered both questions with a resounding “YES!” In fact, modern scientists have shown us overwhelming evidence that our body, soul, or spirit exists prior to our physical birth, and after our brain, heart, and lungs cease to function. Join me for an incredible journey. By understanding who we are, and how to live in the world, we will know what the world is all about, and thus live a life of happiness, health, money, and love.< Less
Why Not Me? A Guide to Your Success By L.A. Lewis
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This book is for anyone who is ready to start living the purposeful life they were born to live. This interactive guide challenges you to have faith, determination, and drive. It also gives you steps... More > needed to start living the successful life you're meant to live.< Less
My Calm Generates Me Happiness By John Harold Belalcazar Lozano
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This self-help book is different, here you will find quick suggestions which are intended to show you something that probably you already know, but you're not using to help you live happy. Simple... More > words, simple images trying to help you understand what you need to do in the search of the way to live in happiness. Balance your emotions and your intelligence to live in harmony, this will bring you the happiness that you know deserve or maybe you don't know is for you. I created this book using all my expertise like software engineer, during 10 years I stored good experiences from hard work, relationships with friends, clients, partners and always with same result. Calm is one of the best tools to reach happiness, here you will find examples and suggestions about how to use it. Search this book on internet search engines to find more resources. Stress is the main illness generator, we are able to understand how to face it and beat it. We must practice all the time to get this and change our life.< Less
Jagged Edges: What's That Behind Me? By Cameron "The Card" Sherber
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Just when you thought tasteless humor was on its way out, Cord and the gang are back for a third round of poorly-drawn, sloppily-written hijinks. In this laugh-filled collection of the Web’s... More > most reviled comic strip, the incorrigible young Mr. Samson tries his hand at cartooning, crusades to have the school cafeteria serve vagina-shaped novelty pasta, and destroys the lives of the strip’s supporting cast of interchangeable comic foils. Whether you’re a longtime J.E. fanatic or just looking for an abundant source of toilet paper, “Jagged Edges: What’s That Behind Me?” is sure to bring a smile to that sick, twisted face of yours.< Less
May the Lord have "MRSA" on me! By Glenn Michael Demarest
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This story is my humorous and true account of the not so humorous bacterium known as "MRSA". This "flesh-eating", "super-bug" takes the lives of 9,000 unsuspecting... More > Americans each and every year since it mysteriously appeared in the year of 1961. Even though this nasty monster is unknown to most people here in the United States, you will never forget it once you've had it attack you. This entertaining and educational story will help teach you to the horrific dangers of "MRSA" and it will inform you of measures which you can take to prevent this "barbarian-savage" from spreading to your family. After I was infected by this vicious "man-eating" virus, I have devoted most of my spare time ensuring that my home is clean and "MRSA" free! I have no mercy when it comes to "MRSA" which makes me somewhat of a "MRSA-NARY". If "MRSA" is anywhere near me, I will hunt it down and kill it! My friends now call me; "THE-MRSA-NATOR".< Less
Come to Me... Through Divine Mercy By Michael Donnelly
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The author, an eighteen year old student, was inspired to write about the message of Divine Mercy while he was on pilgrimage in Medugorje. He gives fresh and revealing insights into the deepest... More > aspects of Christianity and Catholicism. After the scandals in the Catholic Church recently, this book gives us the hope and the assurance that the Church is still a vibrant place with 'mercy' as its message. This is a must-read for everyone. Here are some of the insights of this young boy: 'In this book, you are not going to find the answers to all of the philosophical problems in the world and you're not going to find the answers to all of the problems that the world is facing. But you may just find God and, with him, we can face all of these problems together.' 'I believe that "mercy" is what gives love its beauty... If God's love was without the quality of mercy then God would fail to be God because "God is love". That is why Divine Mercy is more than just a devotion; Divine Mercy is God.'< Less

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Inside Secrets Inside Secrets By Joseph Stumpf
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