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Without Form and Void By Chris Parlett
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The Sun-God is on her way. My name isn't important, petal. You'll either listen or you won't. Half the world is ashes, the other half couldn't even piss in the right direction if their feet were on... More > fire. I've had foreign dirt under my fingernails so long now it's impossible to tell myself that this future is anything less than what we deserve. Funny what a girl will fall in line behind for the security of a full belly and a high wall, don’t you think? Still there? Lend me your ear then while I sow a vulgar parable of meat, money and make-believe. Better pour yourself a drink first though - top mine up too while you're at it. Chin up, petal. The Sun-God won't be long.< Less
A Pocketful of Wonders By Michael Wombat
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A tall man stepped quickly into the room and closed the door behind him. He wore dark clothing, and a plastic face mask bearing the queen’s face. “You,” he gestured at me with the... More > gun in his left hand. “Sit on the chair.” “There’s nowt here to steal,” I said, easing myself into the chair. “My great-aunt has no money, nor any—” “Shut it,” he said. “Oi, rude!” Aunt Phil waved her stick at him. “Bloody monarchy! Sod off!” “You’re her,” the man said. “The White Mouse. Philomena Wake.” “Please,” I tried. “My aunt is old and frail. Please leave her alone. I think I have about thirty pounds in my wallet, please just—” “She’s old and frail now, yes,” the man said, “but in 1943 she was a force to be reckoned with.” He turned to face Aunt Phil. “Weren’t you, White Mouse?” Seven short Michael Wombat stories of wonder and delight that you can slip into your pocket.< Less
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The Wobbies Get A Lake By Julie A
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If you haven't heard of or seen the Wobbies living under my woodheap yet, you're missing out! You see, awhile ago Jedda (my dog) and I found the Wobbies by accident. Each Wobby is a very pretty,... More > powder blue, furry creature that is smaller than a speck of fairy dust. Living under my very old woodheap, they get about on their very short legs, some carrying their babies in their pouches. But what happens when a great big storm threatens their very existence? And I have to come to their rescue! Like us, the Wobbies have their fears and must be inventive if they are to survive. Each Wobby is so special. I can't imagine a world without them, so join me as we once again go in and magnify their world and see how they deal with a storm that could easily wash them away for ever! I am sure you will enjoy this new adventure as much as I did when I first saw it happening right before my magnifying glass!< Less
The Mates By HDH Tams
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Frankie Attringham has a secret…. and it’s about to lead him and his friends into a lot of trouble! In The Mates you'll meet a hilarious bunch of characters, enjoy their friendship... More > and share in their comic triumph. Read what other people have been saying about The Mates: “If you like Roald Dahl or David Walliams, you’re going to love this.” H West “Frankie was my favourite character. He’s funny, but he’s adventurous and brave too.” S Singh “I liked Charlie. He’s got a wacky sense of humour and he’s always fun.” I Simons “ I laughed and laughed when Mr. Tick was at the river and got thwacked by the paddle. It was just like You’ve Been Framed.” H Stanfield “I liked the way it was written. When the kids line up at the diving board and it says, ‘Chlorine filled their nostrils just as fear filled their hearts.’ I could just imagine it.” L Rolston “Curt is cool, Jennifer’s brilliant and The Plum is funny. The chase in the base made me laugh out loud.” H Powell< Less
How The Cookie Crumbles By Fly TY Unchained
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This book is a filled with various thought provoking scenarios that one may encounter that make you cherish the special moments in life. From tragedy to triumph, any one of these topics can happen to... More > you or someone you’re real close to. Sometimes we take things for granted, big and small, but when faced with adversity, we tend to look at things a little differently. Right now I’m going through physical pain and it is forcing me to humble myself and look at my life in a whole new light. I can’t do the things I used to do, I don’t feel how I used to feel, and it’s deeply affected my outlook on my present and my future. I wrote this book as a reminder to always appreciate every second of your time, because you never know when things will change or your time will run out.< Less
Learn How to Play Electronic Keyboard or Piano In a Week! (Coil Bound Version) By Martin Woodward
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2nd Coil Bound Edition. Ok, first let me make it clear that by ‘learn in a week’ I’m not suggesting that you’re going to be a virtuoso at the end of this period –... More > especially if you an absolute beginner. However I assure you that the methods included in my guide will show you the fastest and easiest way to learn finger dexterity and genuine music notation. And furthermore are geared towards all styles of music (classical / pop / jazz etc.) and applicable to both piano and electronic keyboard. Contents Include: Choosing the right keyboard for your needs; Initial finger exercises that don’t even require a keyboard; How to read music from scratch; Every major/minor scale and arpeggio in every key; Pentatonic & Blues Scales; Chord construction in a way that can be understood; Chord charts for every chord in keyboard view; The best proven finger exercises available; How to make boring scales and arpeggios interesting and fun to practice; Practice pieces; How to play from a fake book; Plus More< Less
Workplace Stress Management By Paul Mackie
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Do you feel stressed and anxious at work? You’re about to discover easy to do workplace stress management activities to reduce stress, anxiety, and the possibility of a nervous breakdown in... More > the workplace. Here Is a Preview of What You will Learn: A 5-minute exercise to start and finish your day. Practical, easy to learn movements to help reduce workplace stress and anxiety. Movement based activities to use as tools to manage workplace stress and anxiety, when you need it. Why Listen to Me about Workplace Stress Relief? One day I looked in the mirror and realized the 27-year-old reflection looked like he was 50; the worst part was that I felt like I was 50 years old and not 27; that was the point in my life when I decided things had to change: they did. The Workplace Stress Management book is a combination of the stress management techniques I used to quit drinking, quit smoking, and reduce workplace anxiety.< Less
We Take Care of Our Own By Sarah Flowers
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In walked a handsome young man, sized up Gia and Ron. His Dad said Gia’s beautiful he’s crazy she’s damn gorgeous! He’s been sent to keep an eye out for the two,... More > can’t tell them yet. His Dad said, take it nice and easy. This is a big favor to the big guy, Matteo De Ventino, seeing Gia it will be easy. a double wow and him a confirmed bachelor. Then went into his act, “May I ask what the hell you’re doing in my lodge?” Whew! What a grouch thought Gia, answered honestly. “We have permission from Scott Curtis- Jones, Sr.! Here’s his key! May I ask who the hell are you?” He grinned, she’s a spunky one, dangled his key, “I’m Scott Curtis-Jones, Jr.!” “Ron lets get our bags, hit the road quick! He’s trouble seeing he doesn’t know about us!” Scott stopped them. “Wait a minute! Not Ron Ronchetti and Gia DeVentino?” “Let’s get the hell out of here Ron, quick!” Gia yelled. “Stop this minute!” Scot shouted. “I won’t harm you. Dad and Matt told me about< Less
Pet Spirits By Jacqueline Bresee
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I hope this book brings comfort to those who lost a beloved pet. It brought me comfort when I got a full bodied apparition of my cat and two geese. This book contains spirit photos of my cat, other... More > cats, a couple of our geese and other animals that either were or were not a pet, depending on the picture. Because the cost of making of a photo book is high, I omitted many pictures and put them on a web page. The link to this web page is inside the book. Two or three pages say "picture below" when it should have been "on next page". So you are not missing any pictures. In the original manuscript, the pictures were above and below each other, in book form, of course, they are on next and previous page. As Amazon charges more than the printer of the book; I suggest that if you're interested in this book; you get it for a little cheaper at:< Less

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