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We Take Care of Our Own By Sarah Flowers
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In walked a handsome young man, sized up Gia and Ron. His Dad said Gia’s beautiful he’s crazy she’s damn gorgeous! He’s been sent to keep an eye out for the two,... More > can’t tell them yet. His Dad said, take it nice and easy. This is a big favor to the big guy, Matteo De Ventino, seeing Gia it will be easy. a double wow and him a confirmed bachelor. Then went into his act, “May I ask what the hell you’re doing in my lodge?” Whew! What a grouch thought Gia, answered honestly. “We have permission from Scott Curtis- Jones, Sr.! Here’s his key! May I ask who the hell are you?” He grinned, she’s a spunky one, dangled his key, “I’m Scott Curtis-Jones, Jr.!” “Ron lets get our bags, hit the road quick! He’s trouble seeing he doesn’t know about us!” Scott stopped them. “Wait a minute! Not Ron Ronchetti and Gia DeVentino?” “Let’s get the hell out of here Ron, quick!” Gia yelled. “Stop this minute!” Scot shouted. “I won’t harm you. Dad and Matt told me about< Less
Pet Spirits By Jacqueline Bresee
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I hope this book brings comfort to those who lost a beloved pet. It brought me comfort when I got a full bodied apparition of my cat and two geese. This book contains spirit photos of my cat, other... More > cats, a couple of our geese and other animals that either were or were not a pet, depending on the picture. Because the cost of making of a photo book is high, I omitted many pictures and put them on a web page. The link to this web page is inside the book. Two or three pages say "picture below" when it should have been "on next page". So you are not missing any pictures. In the original manuscript, the pictures were above and below each other, in book form, of course, they are on next and previous page. As Amazon charges more than the printer of the book; I suggest that if you're interested in this book; you get it for a little cheaper at: http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/Jb1961< Less
Mon-Ton: Book I, II, & III By Vance Bell
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Mon-Ton This book contains the complete Mon-Ton Story. Book I: The Old Man and His Treasure Book II: The Quest to Misty Island Book III: The Return to Mon-Ton The three books inserted in... More > their original book form to complete this collection in one book. Excerpts from the Books The Troll slowly stood, swinging his club from hand to hand. “What a nuisance.” The Troll said to no one in particular. “I need to finish putting my meat away. Shall we begin?” Looking out of the corner of his eye, Bowdean saw a blue glow of power building at the tip of Gem’s arrow. He turned his attention to his own power. “Kin of Haigan. Have you come to return what was stolen? We can sense our eggs.” The screeching voice came from the Griffin on the right. “We must have won.” The elf said as he closed his eyes again. The small voice was screaming “Mommy, Daddy you’re home! It wasn’t me that broke the window, really it wasn’t. I missed you!” .< Less
Tales From the Job Site By Michael A. Pesola
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These stories are not meant to offend anyone. They are written merely to enlighten the reader to the intricacies of remodel work. Remodeling has long since overtaken new construction in dollars... More > spent; therefore, it stands to reason that many contractors and homeowners out there have a story to tell. These stories can take many forms, from horror, to comedy, to yes, even success stories. My father taught my brothers and me most of what we know. He instilled in us a moral code that helped us to distinguish right from wrong and he taught us how to do things right the first time. God bless him, he is still with us teaching and guiding, albeit more now by example and nuance. Remodeling is like a chess game. Anyone can move, it’s finishing that counts. If you’re going to do something—anything—do it right. In the end, if these stories entertain you or provoke some thought during your remodel project, or if you can find some humor in the whole process, then I guess the book was worth it.< Less
Mon-Ton: Book I, II, & III By Vance Bell
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Mon-Ton This book contains the Mon-Ton Story. Book I: The Old Man and His Treasure Book II: The Quest to Misty Island Book III: The Return to Mon-Ton The three books inserted in their original... More > book form to complete this collection in one book. Excerpts from the Books The Troll slowly stood, swinging his club from hand to hand. “What a nuisance.” The Troll said to no one in particular. “I need to finish putting my meat away. Shall we begin?” Looking out of the corner of his eye, Bowdean saw a blue glow of power building at the tip of Gem’s arrow. He turned his attention to his own power. “Kin of Haigan. Have you come to return what was stolen? We can sense our eggs.” The screeching voice came from the Griffin on the right. “We must have won.” The elf said as he closed his eyes again. The small voice was screaming “Mommy, Daddy you’re home! It wasn’t me that broke the window, really it wasn’t. I missed you!”< Less
The 2,000 Percent Squared Solution By Donald Mitchell
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Add 20 times more revenues or beneficiaries at 96 percent less cost. "The 2,000 Percent Squared Solution is a brilliant distillation of essential management principles that everyone, and I... More > mean everyone, can use to drive dramatic acceleration of performance. It's packed with great stories that make the principles easy to understand, embrace, and apply. Whether you're a leader in a big, small, for-profit, or not-for-profit organization, you need this book." Rosabeth Moss Kanter — Harvard Business School, best-selling author of Confidence: How Winning Streaks & Losing Streaks Begin & End "If you want greater profits and more efficiency, read this book. I found many breakthrough concepts for growing and streamlining all of our companies in this book. It made me aware of a lot of things we were not addressing and we are now." Jack Canfield — Co-author of The Success Principles™, and Co-creator, Chicken Soup for the Entrepreneur’s Soul®< Less
A Special Creation: The Witness of Creation Series Volume Three By Billy Crone
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The world is growing crazy and getting more so by the minute. Crime rates have skyrocketed and moral filth is on the rise. Even though this is something we're all quite aware of, what most of us do... More > not realize is that the cause of this destructive behavior stems from evolutionary teachings! You see, what a person believes determines how they behave. So if we teach our kids that they supposedly came from an ape, then why are we surprised when they act like apes? Therefore, A Special Creation takes a look at not only the Scriptural facts, but the hardcore facts of science, reason, and logic to dispel this lie that we evolved from the goo, to the zoo, to me and you! A Special Creation clearly reveals that a Special God created us for a special purpose; to enjoy a special relationship with Him. But not only that, you will actually hear direct quotes from the evolutionists themselves saying that yes, we very well could have A Special Creation!< Less
Woman: A Radiant Masterpiece By Wumi Oyewole
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Can we find God in an overstated beauty industry? If you’re interested in seeing beyond the ordinariness of beauty and see yourself as a masterpiece of creation, then this book is for you.... More > With the explosive growth of social media platforms, especially Youtube tutorials and Instagram showing us how we should look like, Wumi unpacks some key topics and trends within the beauty industry. Some of the content may be considered controversial but is not judgemental. Why? Because the author seeks to thread the path of bravery and bring to light some of the issues women face and struggle with when it comes to their beauty and body image but shy away from discussing because they don’t want to be judged. In writing this book, Wumi desires to put God back into beauty and guide women to a place of self-acceptance, self-love and self-assurance in God. Are you ready for some meaningful therapy, a lovely pampering of charm? Then come with me and let us unpack the world of beauty together!< Less
What Is Graves Disease: Looking from the inside out By Mark Denton Bevens
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I wrote this to help people with Graves Disease realise you’re not alone, even though you often feel very isolated and cut off from reality. I also wanted to acknowledge the impact this disease... More > has on our significant others, and to say to them ‘We love and appreciate you so much, no matter what we do and say when our minds are lost, confused and frightened. Our words and actions and not really ‘us’ right now, so please bear with us, and hopefully we’ll be back real soon’ It's also my attempt at trying to understand what this disease is, quite frankly I have very little idea! Graves only affects 2% of our population, so ignorance from the general public is expected, but our medical staff should be a little more clued up! A few months back I was given a prescription by my GP that could have given me a heart-attack! I probably started to think about writing this book at that very moment, purely for self defence against ignorance. So let’s step out of the shadows and begin to dance once again in the light…< Less
STOP THE HEADLINES FIVE By Melvyn Dover
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Headline collecting I find a little addictive. It's a bit like sifting gravel for gold: For every one I choose, there are many rejected. Some make me laugh out loud and go in the book without... More > hesitation. Others I find amazing or difficult to believe, so they go in too. Every headline in this collection I find amusing or so quirky I couldn't resist including it. They're all taken from regional newspapers and websites. This is the fifth book in the 'Stop the Headlines' series. When I did the first one I never imagined it would be the first of several. Inside this one you'll find such gems as the earth-shattering 'Mist to clear later this morning', the strange 'Aldi recalls nuts - due to presence of nuts', the hard-to-believe 'Wedding venue apologises for calling bride a cow', the understandable '119mph driver needed to go to toilet', and many more. As usual, there are twelve sections in the book. I hope you enjoy them as much as I do. You'll find - Serious News was Never this Funny !< Less

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