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Live 1,000 Years: The Amazing New Science of Happiness, Health, Money, and Love: Discover who you are? Where you came from before birth? Where you're going after death? By Brent J. Jordan, Esq., LL.M.
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Virtually every person who has ever lived has wondered if we exist, either in body, soul, or spirit, before our physical birth, and after our physical death. Virtually every religion, civilization,... More > philosophy, and culture has answered both questions with a resounding “YES!” In fact, modern scientists have shown us overwhelming evidence that our body, soul, or spirit exists prior to our physical birth, and after our brain, heart, and lungs cease to function. Join me for an incredible journey. By understanding who we are, and how to live in the world, we will know what the world is all about, and thus live a life of happiness, health, money, and love.< Less
Why Not Me? A Guide to Your Success By L.A. Lewis
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This book is for anyone who is ready to start living the purposeful life they were born to live. This interactive guide challenges you to have faith, determination, and drive. It also gives you steps... More > needed to start living the successful life you're meant to live.< Less
My Calm Generates Me Happiness By John Harold Belalcazar Lozano
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This self-help book is different, here you will find quick suggestions which are intended to show you something that probably you already know, but you're not using to help you live happy. Simple... More > words, simple images trying to help you understand what you need to do in the search of the way to live in happiness. Balance your emotions and your intelligence to live in harmony, this will bring you the happiness that you know deserve or maybe you don't know is for you. I created this book using all my expertise like software engineer, during 10 years I stored good experiences from hard work, relationships with friends, clients, partners and always with same result. Calm is one of the best tools to reach happiness, here you will find examples and suggestions about how to use it. Search this book on internet search engines to find more resources. Stress is the main illness generator, we are able to understand how to face it and beat it. We must practice all the time to get this and change our life.< Less
Jagged Edges: What's That Behind Me? By Cameron "The Card" Sherber
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Just when you thought tasteless humor was on its way out, Cord and the gang are back for a third round of poorly-drawn, sloppily-written hijinks. In this laugh-filled collection of the Web’s... More > most reviled comic strip, the incorrigible young Mr. Samson tries his hand at cartooning, crusades to have the school cafeteria serve vagina-shaped novelty pasta, and destroys the lives of the strip’s supporting cast of interchangeable comic foils. Whether you’re a longtime J.E. fanatic or just looking for an abundant source of toilet paper, “Jagged Edges: What’s That Behind Me?” is sure to bring a smile to that sick, twisted face of yours.< Less
May the Lord have "MRSA" on me! By Glenn Michael Demarest
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This story is my humorous and true account of the not so humorous bacterium known as "MRSA". This "flesh-eating", "super-bug" takes the lives of 9,000 unsuspecting... More > Americans each and every year since it mysteriously appeared in the year of 1961. Even though this nasty monster is unknown to most people here in the United States, you will never forget it once you've had it attack you. This entertaining and educational story will help teach you to the horrific dangers of "MRSA" and it will inform you of measures which you can take to prevent this "barbarian-savage" from spreading to your family. After I was infected by this vicious "man-eating" virus, I have devoted most of my spare time ensuring that my home is clean and "MRSA" free! I have no mercy when it comes to "MRSA" which makes me somewhat of a "MRSA-NARY". If "MRSA" is anywhere near me, I will hunt it down and kill it! My friends now call me; "THE-MRSA-NATOR".< Less
Come to Me... Through Divine Mercy By Michael Donnelly
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The author, an eighteen year old student, was inspired to write about the message of Divine Mercy while he was on pilgrimage in Medugorje. He gives fresh and revealing insights into the deepest... More > aspects of Christianity and Catholicism. After the scandals in the Catholic Church recently, this book gives us the hope and the assurance that the Church is still a vibrant place with 'mercy' as its message. This is a must-read for everyone. Here are some of the insights of this young boy: 'In this book, you are not going to find the answers to all of the philosophical problems in the world and you're not going to find the answers to all of the problems that the world is facing. But you may just find God and, with him, we can face all of these problems together.' 'I believe that "mercy" is what gives love its beauty... If God's love was without the quality of mercy then God would fail to be God because "God is love". That is why Divine Mercy is more than just a devotion; Divine Mercy is God.'< Less
Blind Love Cant See Me By Kendall Nelson
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Michelle has never loved another man besides James, a low life, broke, cheating, thick-headed player. James is a couple years older than Michelle so he thinks he can control things. In this story we... More > follow the life of Michelle, through all of her ups, downs, and wild erotic sex trials, you'll be there. When love causes corruption, when corruption causes confusion, when confusion causes chaos. What happens when the love once thought to be blind gains vision? This book will give you answers.This book will take you to the edge of yours seat, each chapter ending in a way never expected. Twist after twist chapter after chapter. With each scene vividly written enough to imagine you're right there, to make you wish Michelle was you, to wish you could be right in the mist of it all............< Less
Blind Love Cant See Me By Kendall Nelson
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Michelle has never loved another man besides James, a low life, broke, cheating, thick-headed player. James is a couple years older than Michelle so he thinks he can control things. In this story we... More > follow the life of Michelle, through all of her ups, downs, and wild erotic sex trials, you'll be there. When love causes corruption, when corruption causes confusion, when confusion causes chaos. What happens when the love once thought to be blind gains vision? This book will give you answers.This book will take you to the edge of yours seat, each chapter ending in a way never expected. Twist after twist chapter after chapter. With each scene vividly written enough to imagine you're right there, to make you wish Michelle was you, to wish you could be right in the mist of it all............< Less
THANK GOD' FOR A MAN, LIKE ME By NELSON NORMAN
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As simple as a dirty dish left in the sink overnight can cause a huge argument even a policemen being called in to break it up the fight is over a dish wow! Just to remind you how far things can go... More > & just to remember that most arguments start in the kitchen or after a great dinner they are because someone is holding on to something & its eating them in side & when it comes out let just say that bloody shirt she almost killed me you hear her say the word cheated but this one argument is about a dish left in the sink overnight I must be living with a female monk because I honestly forgot & I was so tired if you would have ask the question to why? I left it in the sink it wouldn’t have caused all this & this time this is not about a dirty dish this is the excuse to use to escalate something that happened moments before or that girl or guy you cheated with understanding yourself & your mate when to notice the simple things is always a balled face lie just to start trouble it should not be such of a big deal< Less
Is this what you expected? By Joseph Russell, Jr.
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Twenty-five years after graduation I am re-examining my faith & redesigning our minds. Because my Christian faith is the substance of things hoped for and the evidence of things not seen; as an... More > alumni graduate I will exhort my highest devotion next to God. Respectively I am also singing. I clearly have graduated from an A+ accredited University sought by me awkwardly again for its respect. Lacking a devoted camaraderie I in turn have been inspired by the pages of time; and though not seeking the hard knocks of our Alma Mater; revel in their joy. In my book I express a keen sense of due diligence. I detail my gifts, reservations, and even callings with a gentler system designed to make me feel good; while leaving room for an enveloping underworld. My hope is that you see me through the trials of mid life and remember me!< Less

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