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Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry By Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers
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Everyone knows Cap'n Slappy as a legendary pirate, pillaging and plundering and delivering savage beatings with his fists and forehead. But he also has a more artistic side, and in "Cap'n... More > Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry," he offers his poetic output with the same finesse his blunderbuss offers its explosive output – sort of all over and with awesome effect.< Less
A Li'l Pirates ABSeas By Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers, John 'Ol' Chumbucket' Baur, Jonathan 'Pilferin' Pooter' Cooke
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A piratical romp through the alphabet with all that that implies. Sometimes rude, sometimes downright dangerous and subversive, but always fun and always funny. "A Li'l Pirate's ABSeas"... More > does for the alphabet what a well-placed broadside does for a Spanish galleon – softens it up so that pirates can have their way with it! Actually, we're not sure this should be read by children – but their parents will love it. Children should only be given this book by their drunken uncles and wild aunts who don't want the little darlings to grow up to be insufferable prigs!< Less
The Havana Caper By Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers, John "Ol' Chumbucket' Baur
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It's pirate business as usual when the crew of The Festering Boil takes aim at Spanish gold. Things quickly go awry thanks, in part, to a saintly possession, an arrogant officer, unwanted family and... More > a goat. But when faced with a ghost from their past, the crew has to drop everything in order to fight for their very lives. Another comical pirate swashbuckler from the guys who invented International Talk Like a Pirate Day, authored three humor books, a children's alphabet book and four Festering Boil Capers – so far!< Less
The Sao Paolo Caper By John 'Ol Chumbucket' Baur, Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers
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""I am going back through your two Caper books. I gotta tell ya, they are great!! " Robert "Cockroach" Blair ––– The authors of "Pirattitude!"... More > and "The Diego Garcia Caper" present another tale of the pirates aboard The Festering Boil. The crew has its sights set on glory and gold at the Pirate Olympics, but they run into more trouble than they bargained for when confronted by something more dangerous than Spanish steel – Cap'n Slappy's ex-wives!< Less