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LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake By Craig Rozniecki
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This just in - two volumes of political satire poking fun at the Republican Party is not nearly enough. At the rate the GOP is going, 222 volumes may not be enough. That brings us to LOL at the GOP -... More > Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake. In it, author Craig Rozniecki answers the following questions: Are spoons, credit cards, & ping-pong balls as dangerous as guns? Do guns, churches, breakfasts, & library books have so much in common they may match one another on EHarmony.com? Is it more deadly to shoot fictional characters with a toy gun in a video game than it is to shoot people with an actual gun in real life? Also, with this book, learn all about: Why it's more moral for former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford to cheat on his wife than it is for a gay couple to get married, why conserving the environment is such a turn-off for conservatives, & what House Speaker John Boehner's favorite three-word phrase is (surprisingly it's not "I love orange!" or "Crying is sexy!").< Less
LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time By Craig Rozniecki
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He's back!!! In light of his success with LOL at the GOP, which prompted him to be featured on a political radio talk show, and the fact the election year provided him with so much material it made... More > billionaire hoarders jealous, author Craig Rozniecki decided it would have been criminal to not write a second volume. LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time is Rozniecki's seventh book overall. In it, Rozniecki does the following: Provides Republicans with more excuses on why they lost the election; gives them advice on how to reach out to voters whom aren't old, white, and male via personal ads; presents an infomercial for Romnesia; goes in-depth about a pro-life Republican who is also pro-death penalty for kids; and much more! Yes, with LOL at the GOP - Volume 2: 47% Awesome 100% of the Time, prepare to laugh some of the time all of the time! Potential side effects from reading the book include: An increase in IQ, strange dreams, a loss in weight, and no longer needing Viagra.< Less
LOL at the GOP By Craig Rozniecki
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Many people may be coy when touching the subject of politics, but in this book - LOL at the GOP - author Craig Rozniecki not only touches it, he grabs a hold of, caresses and rocks its world to the... More > point where he may be charged and sent away for a while. In his sixth book, Rozniecki penetrates deeply into the following: What Mitt Romney's best pick-up lines are at bars, if it's true that the Ku Klux Klan endorsed Barack Obama for president, what a conversation might sound like between hard-core Republicans and Jesus, how many whoppers Rush Limbaugh has both told and eaten, and much more. LOL at the GOP is the perfect book for liberal and moderate readers, as well as conservative pyromaniacs. It's filled with more facts than a comic strip and more one-liners than you'd find at a Charlie Sheen party. So get the book, get the facts and get ready to LOL at the GOP!< Less
Seasons Come, People Grow: A Poetic Journey By Craig Rozniecki
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"Seasons Come, People Grow" takes the reader on a very emotional and thought-provoking journey. The rollecoaster ride is vividly portrayed from one season to the next, until the reader... More > comes full circle. Difficult questions are raised. Awkward juxtapositions are displayed. Controversial issues are tackled. From beginning to end, "Seasons Come, People Grow" brings the universality of human thought and emotion to life. Readers have described the book as: "Real," "Raw," "Controversial," "Honest," "Truthful," "Inspiring," "Involving," "Insightful," "Entertaining," "Passionate," "Engaging," "Powerful," "Perceptive," "Sensitive," "Original," "Natural," "Concise," "Eye-opening," "Beautiful," "Clever," and "Unforgettable."< Less