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The House Where Things Go Eeeeaaaarrrgggh! In the Night More Detail
The House Where Things Go Eeeeaaaarrrgggh! In the Night By Nigel Clements
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'Spud Carrot' resumes his adventures, as he sets out to uncover the strange goings on at stately 'Not-Hunchback Manor', follow the ever confusing plot, as our hero assumes a pseudonym, assumes the... More > worst, and assumes you will understand what the heck he's up to. Meet wonderful new characters, the billiard loving 'Sir Reginald Not-Hunchback', his faithful manservant 'Gravy', and a procession of parsnip cooking, man-eating, 'Indoors Sisters.' As sexually charged as a 3amp fuse, this is a detective novel with a difference, the difference being, it makes no sense whatsoever!< Less
The Man in the Pink Mackintosh More Detail
The Man in the Pink Mackintosh By Nigel Clements
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Spud Carrot, the World's least finest detective mind, faces his first and most challenging case, join him and his entourage of unnecessarily odd companions, as he pits his wits against an adversary... More > of such deviousness, that he bares no relation to the word devious! Journey around the globe and back again, become entranced by overly maternal kangaroo's, small gangsters, kipper ties and the most vicious game of football you could ever imagine. Redefining the word literature, to mean something akin to utter garbage, this is a must read, must scream, must throw-away and tell nobody about it kind of book!< Less
Spud Carrot and the Shorter Tales More Detail
Spud Carrot and the Shorter Tales By Nigel Clements
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In this the 5th book in the series, Spud Carrot embarks on a complex plethora of short stories, designed to baffle and bemuse even the keenest of minds, and lets face it, our hero's mind is about as... More > keen as wet salami sandwich. Featuring five tales of understated madness, that comprise problems with garbage collection, an ill-coordinated pogo-stick race, some strange goings-on involving eucalyptus blossom, Greek acrobats, and a giant South American snake. Plus a degree of confusion surrounding imaginary postmen, and a rather disconcerting mid-morning coffee break. These adventures will leave you wondering, 'why on earth were they ever written?'< Less
Dirty Rag More Detail
Dirty Rag By Nigel Clements
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This the 6th book in the series, featuring the 10th of the ‘original’ Spud Carrot adventures, bristles with imagination, as finally our hero takes his first steps towards becoming a... More > genuinely ‘inept’ detective. Faced with his most perilous case to date, read as he overcomes, irate pet-shop assistants, deranged comedians, pornography obsessed hotel managers, his Mother’s constant knitting habits, and an ‘evil purveyor’ of all things ‘Mint Cake.’ Cheer with joy, as Headlines and Creak, finally reveal more of there innate oddities, and welcome the arrival of the wondrous ‘Hunch’, as Spud Carrot battles against the odds, to bring to justice, the dangerous, and decidedly unhinged, chemical rag-infused, ex-naval weapons expert, ‘Stanley Duffusup AKA Dirty Rag.’< Less