Nancy's Italian Adventure: A Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof About the World's Most Infamous Lush
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Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010), the most loathed of the Hollywood lushes. This quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity moved from one situation to another leaving behind a trail of... More > misery. Married seven times to husbands who predeceased her, her children were taken into care. Her obsession was with Rudolph Valentino, in proving he never had sex with men and with no woman but her. Her book, My Life With Rudy, which she boasted would take the world by storm, took 68 years to complete, minutes to destroy by her victims. In 1947, newly widowed, she disappeared and these victims prayed that she was dead. She was in Italy with a new quest, to have Valentino canonised by the Pope. This HILARIOUSLY FUNNY 5th book in the NS Saga tells the story of that horrific time. NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental. WARNNG: contains adult material of a sexual nature< Less
Cyclops & The Hermaphrodite: A Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story: An Irreverent Illustrated Spoof
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One of the most reviled homophobic partnerships in Hollywood history. Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010) and Hal Pickford (1906-2011). Cross-dresser Hal, tipping the scales at 400 pounds. Nancy:... More > one-eyed, one leg shorter than the other, tattooed, multi-pierced. Both were fanatics of Rudolph Valentino. Nancy spent 68 years writing the Valentino book which her victims destroyed. Hal just bullied. Tinsel Town had Bette and Joan, Hedda and Louella, Popeye and Bluto—the ones who were respected. In the end the victims won, and Nancy and Hal’s deaths remain among the great comedy moments of all time! AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Resemblance to persons living or dead or to locales is entirely coincidental. WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less
A Boy Named Cemetery: A Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof About the World's Most Infamous Lush
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Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010), the notorious Hollywood lush, had an imaginary love affair with Rudolph Valentino for over 8o years. The quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity, her... More > lifelong aim was to prove he never had sex with men, that she was the only woman he had ever loved. While doing so, no crime was too heinous for her—even murder. It took her 67 years to write 'My Life With Rudy', minutes for the victims of her homophobia to destroy. She married seven times. Her seven children were taken into care. This is the story of one—Cemetery, named after the location where he was conceived. As Philip Shufflewick-Voss he entered the movies, yet when fame beckoned, this sympathetic young man had but one quest—to destroy the woman who had destroyed others whose only crime was, like himself, loving other men. AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination. Resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.< Less
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