Cyclops & The Hermaphrodite: A Nancy Sphinctergritzel Story: An Illustrated Irreverent Spoof
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In the latest episode of the saga of the world's most infamous lush we explore one of the most reviled homophobic partnerships in Hollywood history. Nancy Sphinctergritzel (1904-2010) and Hal... More > Pickford (1906-2011). Cross-dresser Hal, tipping the scales at 400 pounds. Nancy: one-eyed, one leg shorter than the other, tattooed, multi-pierced, the quintessential example of Machiavellian insanity. Both were fanatics of Rudolph Valentino. Nancy spent 68 years writing the Valentino book which her victims destroyed. Hal just bullied. Tinsel Town had Bette and Joan, Hedda and Louella, Popeye and Bluto—the ones who were respected. In the end the victims won, and Nancy and Hal’s deaths remain among the great comedy moments of all time!
AUTHOR’S NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Names, characters and incidents are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Resemblance to persons living or dead or to locales is entirely coincidental. WARNING: this story contains adult material of a sexual nature.< Less