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My gal got eaten by a grizzly bear (and other uplifting poems of the Wild Wild West) By Peter Goulding
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It is a very rare publication that features an author who has absolutely no knowledge of the subject about which he is writing. From his safe suburban armchair in Dublin, Ireland, Peter Goulding has... More > watched countless westerns featuring square-jawed heroes who have battled impossible odds to defeat injuns, outlaws and stampeding cattle. Based on these films and to the abject horror of the literary community, he has written numerous poems of questionable merit about life in the wild west (and indeed in the wild, wild west) and has decided to publish them in this slim volume. From botched gunfights to piles, from eating horses to losing children, this book of vaguely comic vignettes describes a side to the wild west (and indeed the wild, wild west) that probably never existed outside of the author’s head.< Less
The Island of Broken Biscuits By Peter Goulding
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In the Waterways Department of the Irish Government, an employee discovers that his last four Hobnobs have been stolen. At approximately the same time, twenty miles away, twenty three packets of Rich... More > Tea biscuits have been lifted from a supermarket in Ashbourne. This is unprecedented in Irish and, indeed, world history. Chief Inspector Jacobs, who had helped to solve the infamous Chocolate Digestive case of 1994, is summoned to solve the crime before the social order crumbles. Can Jacobs solve the crime and drag Ireland back from the brink of anarchy? How do they get the figs into the fig rolls? And what is the lighthouse thing about? The Island of Broken Biscuits is a comic novel set over five days. It holds the World Record for mentions of Custard Creams (51)< Less
World Cup 2014 in verse (colour) By Peter Goulding
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To the dismay of football fans and poets everywhere, it has now become a tradition for Peter Goulding to write a poetical diary of World Cups and European Championships. All 64 matches are covered as... More > well as rest days. Each poem was written and posted up on less than twelve hours before the end of each match. At least the photos are in colour.< Less
Nerja memories By Peter Goulding
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A personal account of our holidays in Nerja, Spain in 2014 in verse