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Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry By Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers
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Everyone knows Cap'n Slappy as a legendary pirate, pillaging and plundering and delivering savage beatings with his fists and forehead. But he also has a more artistic side, and in "Cap'n... More > Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry," he offers his poetic output with the same finesse his blunderbuss offers its explosive output – sort of all over and with awesome effect.< Less
Cap'n Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry By Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers
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Everyone knows Cap'n Slappy as a legendary pirate, pillaging and plundering and delivering savage beatings with his fists and forehead. But he also has a more artistic side, and in "Cap'n... More > Slappy's Parade of Pirate Poetry," he offers his poetic output with the same finesse his blunderbuss offers its explosive output – sort of all over and with awesome effect.< Less
A Li'l Pirates ABSeas By Mark 'Cap'n Slappy' Summers, John 'Ol' Chumbucket' Baur, Jonathan 'Pilferin' Pooter' Cooke
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A piratical romp through the alphabet with all that that implies. Sometimes rude, sometimes downright dangerous and subversive, but always fun and always funny. "A Li'l Pirate's ABSeas"... More > does for the alphabet what a well-placed broadside does for a Spanish galleon – softens it up so that pirates can have their way with it! Actually, we're not sure this should be read by children – but their parents will love it. Children should only be given this book by their drunken uncles and wild aunts who don't want the little darlings to grow up to be insufferable prigs!< Less
The Maracaibo Caper By Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers, John "Ol' Chumbucket' Baur
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The third in the "Festering Boil" caper series, by the creators of International Talk Like a Pirate Day and authors of "Pirattitude!" and "A Pirate's Life for Me." When... More > the crew of the Festering Boil return to the Caribbean, they are confronted by an old nemesis with an evil plan. But things take a strange and dangerous turn in the depths of the South American jungle. The crew meets old friends in new places, new friends in old places, there's danger, laughs, swashbuckling and even a little sex.< Less