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Safe Havens: Dodos! By Bill Holbrook
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The dodos figured prominently in the events of 2014, much to their creator’s chagrin. When Samantha revived an extinct species by transforming a hen and a rooster into dodos, she didn’t... More > know that she was assuming responsibility for individuals lacking any sense of morals, ethics or self-restraint. During this year alone, they put Samantha in the crosshairs of two hunters, let loose pollen that transformed humans into flowers, embezzled millions in state funds and left a trail of disaster stretching through Stanford, Las Vegas and Barcelona. In addition to those headaches, Samantha also had to deal with merfolk mistaking her for a princess, a miniature blue whale that didn’t stay miniature and her cat Palmtop leaving her for another companion. Her husband Dave tried out for the U.S. Olympic team, and she finally handed off the responsibility of being the dorm’s resident advisor. Oh, yes. She was also planning mankind’s first mission to Mars.< Less
Invasion of the Goth By Bill Holbrook
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In 2014, Fi’s life was arranged exactly how she liked it: utterly walled off from all personal contact whatsoever. That barrier would soon come crashing down thanks to Dethany, the Corporate... More > Goth. Dethany sought to exhume Fi’s long-buried trust of humanity, as the two embarked on a summer quest to locate the final resting place of Fi’s great-uncle. They also accidentally switched phones, and uncovered a malicious cyberspace password sniffer. When Dethany was forced out of her home due to a water mishap, Fi offered her house simply to make sure their company project would stay on track. The consequences proved much more far-reaching than that, as Carl Cull and his son Curt came into Fi’s orbit. In other Fastrack events, Dethany’s mother received a promotion, Autocorrect and the Computer Bug were wed in online matrimony and Dethany and Guy visited the Ren Faire of 1980’s tech. The year concluded with Santa Claus battling a patent troll. You’re invited to visit, no matter how much Fi glowers.< Less
9 to 5 Goth By Bill Holbrook
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Dethany only wishes that her workday just lasted from 9 to 5, but like many people today it spills over into the rest of her life.  During 2013 it dominated every facet of her existence. both in... More > and out of cyberspace.     In addition to her regular duties as Wendy’s personal assistant, Dethany finds herself leading Fastrack’s social media task force. Being in charge for the first time, she finds out why many individuals prefer dealing with others over social media rather than F2F.     As her film noir avatar, Dethany unearths unexpected evidence that Fi is indeed...human.         Also, the Computer Bug and Autocorrect embark on their unusual relationship. Lenore the raven continues her mischievous ways, and Dethany meets Guy’s parents and siblings in a high-stress setting: a family picnic. Dethany, of course, has issues with her own parents. Synchronize your smartwatches!< Less
Wedding Switch By Bill Holbrook
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2013 was naturally dominated by the long-anticipated wedding of Samantha and Dave. From Samantha's transformation into a bridezilla, to the actual ceremony in which they switched their identities,... More > the year's central event was their union overcoming every possible obstacle. Still, there were other prominent occurrences. First and foremost was the creation of the Mars project with Maria acting as a time-traveling courier. Samantha's mother was inaugurated as the state's governor. Ming was nominated for an Oscar and Palmtop was transformed into a human against her will. The dodos became grandparents and Rosalind was changed in to a credit card, complete with a visible data stripe. After the wedding, Samantha and Dave accompanied Bambi on her summer concert tour of amusement parks. This led to a lot of drama involving a lost ring and Samantha's grandmother. You're invited!< Less

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