11th Grade English Class

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Last year while at my parent’s house my mother informed me that she had some old school material of mine that she saved over the years... I knew exactly what it was…papers that I had written for my 11th grade English class. Sample story "Two Types of Diarrhea" There are two types of diarrhea; hershey squirts and dry whiskey. Both of which are similar in appearance. They both have a brown and runny texture and an odor that is unmistakably fecal. The hershy squirts however, has a color that is a shade darker than the dry whiskey chits and is a tad thicker. On the way out, both burn severly and cause cramps called - poop pains. Which tear and wrench the abdominal area; but the cramps from the dry whiskey chits last much longer, for once you sit down you dont get off, whereas the cramps from the hershey squirts are considerably short in length. For a quick cure, both specimens require a bottle of pepto-bismal and a couple of rolls of toilet paper.
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Shithouse Publications
September 28, 2011
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