This autobiography recounts the author's self-discovery as the Undercover Messiah. This realization first occurred in 1984, when he returned home from Georgetown Law School after a failed suicide attempt.
What he did not understand was that, having been the only child born on November 12, 1960, he was expected to save the world. But he was not meant to do this alone; rather, there has been one other person to have been the solo birth of her date of arrival.
Lesser minds would dismiss this assertion as nonsensical, but our hero realized that this was the truth, and figured what better way to convince the people of the Messiah's destiny.
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