Colws is a Halfling. Retraive is an elf. Neither of them know how they got to 21st century Earth. But that's the least of their worries.
Someone's decapitated a Hydra and left his body in a Sydney alleyway. And it's their job to find out whodunnit. And, just as importantly: whydunnit. And, while it's not as important it would also be kinda nice to know howdunnit.
Colws and Retraive have to do this while avoiding run-ins with the Minotaur Mafia, vampiric fairies, werewolf hit-bitches and Detective Inspector Willis of the NSW Police Force.
Willis is scary.
Colws would also like to get back with his girlfriend. Retraive would like to learn how to cast a spell without setting himself on fire.
And they both need to find the corpse before it destroys the city.
