Top Ten Responses Regarding the Origin ofPages From The Book of Life10) They were lonely and they followed me home.9) The Men in Black delivered them.8) I dug them up just like that guy who found the Book of the Mormon.7) They really were transmitted from the Dog Star.6) I don't know. Ask Diogenes.5) They were crying, in a basket on the stoop.4) The Goddess delivered them personally.3) They turned up one day, looking for Ffnords. I'm helping them look.2) Jesus left me a copy. He thought they were cool.1) Don't ask me, I'm just the Custodian.
