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  • By Roderick Badneighbor
    Jun 19, 2009
    "Tuxedo deposit" I just got done reading my copy of CYOMA: 309. I laughed and laughed and laughed... and then... moisture... It happened. I peed myself. I was wearing a rental tuxedo. Don't ask why. But the mofos wouldn't return my deposit. While I'm very pleased with my purchase of your book, it's set me back some. Can you, ya know, throw me a couple bills old man?
  • By Thomas Leadwater
    Sep 14, 2008
    "wow, i mean huh?" CYO MISADVENTURE 309 is the blasphemy of all blasphemies! but, i ain't really doin the whole jesus thing no more, so its ok. seriously, this made me ROTFLOL like nothing ive ever seen before. i just hope god forgives me for finding such things humorous. im not a bad person, i just love this fucking book.
  • By Dan Grebb
    Jul 2, 2008
    "Quality Satire" Growing up near 309, I can relate to the horifying characters described in this book. Choosing my own path brought me back to childhood times, and made me squeal with joy each time I was given an option. If you like cynicism and feel a lameness in your own tiny suburban town, you'll laugh your ass off for days... BUY THIS BOOK
  • By Mike Rennard
    Jan 3, 2008
    holy shit... i read this entire thing in one night. the best part is that i get to read it all again tomorrow night... and for the record, i will never eat egg salad again in any form. this is some serious, serious shit... im fairly sure i will be scarred for life. BUY THIS BOOK IT'S OFF DA HOOK!
  • By Laura Kerns
    Dec 11, 2006
    Who's that hot guy on the front cover?! I read it before bed last night and had a nightmare of a boy stuck in a chicken coop. Thanks for the book I really liked it.
  • By Duck Tape
    Nov 13, 2006
    "THERE IS STILL TIME?!" I would like to first start this passage with a prayer for the tormented and tortured writers of the "choose your own pathway to inevitable lamb slaughter and devil worship book I just confiscated from baby’s mamma's, half-brother: ”Behold the day of the Lord comes, cruel both with wrath and fierce anger, to lay the land desolate: and he shall destroy the sinners thereof out of it...And I will punish the world for their evil, and the wicked for their iniquity; and I will cause the arrogance of the proud to cease, and will lay low the haughtiness of the terrible” -Isaiah 13. May the lord bestow blind mercy and infinite forgiveness for the sins and sons that sew and spawn, may you lead your followers down a steep of darkness, and ultimately feel the slithery serpent lie flush with your threshold. The heavens will bleed black Sobe bottle bong resin as the dark angel descends upon us. Can I get a witness? Is there still time to repent? What will I... More > wear? Help. -Neil< Less
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Product Details

ISBN
9781430302391
Publisher
A.A.S and E.R.F.
Published
March 19, 2007
Language
English
Pages
156
Binding
Perfect-bound Paperback
Interior Ink
Black & white
Weight
0.63 lbs.
Dimensions (inches)
6 wide x 9 tall
Product ID
553967
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