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  • By Roderick Badneighbor
    Jun 19, 2009
    "Tuxedo deposit" I just got done reading my copy of CYOMA: 309. I laughed and laughed and laughed... and then... moisture... It happened. I peed myself. I was wearing a rental tuxedo. Don't ask why. But the mofos wouldn't return my deposit. While I'm very pleased with my purchase of your book, it's set me back some. Can you, ya know, throw me a couple bills old man?
  • By Thomas Leadwater
    Sep 14, 2008
    "wow, i mean huh?" CYO MISADVENTURE 309 is the blasphemy of all blasphemies! but, i ain't really doin the whole jesus thing no more, so its ok. seriously, this made me ROTFLOL like nothing ive ever seen before. i just hope god forgives me for finding such things humorous. im not a bad person, i just love this fucking book.
  • By Dan Grebb
    Jul 2, 2008
    "Quality Satire" Growing up near 309, I can relate to the horifying characters described in this book. Choosing my own path brought me back to childhood times, and made me squeal with joy each time I was given an option. If you like cynicism and feel a lameness in your own tiny suburban town, you'll laugh your ass off for days... BUY THIS BOOK
  • By Mike Rennard
    Jan 3, 2008
    holy shit... i read this entire thing in one night. the best part is that i get to read it all again tomorrow night... and for the record, i will never eat egg salad again in any form. this is some serious, serious shit... im fairly sure i will be scarred for life. BUY THIS BOOK IT'S OFF DA HOOK!
  • By Laura Kerns
    Dec 11, 2006
    Who's that hot guy on the front cover?! I read it before bed last night and had a nightmare of a boy stuck in a chicken coop. Thanks for the book I really liked it.
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Product Details

A.A.S and E.R.F.
March 19, 2007
Perfect-bound Paperback
Interior Ink
Black & white
0.63 lbs.
Dimensions (inches)
6 wide x 9 tall
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