There exists a small black moon illuminated by sunlight filtering through a translucent green god-planet. On this moon live herds of intelligent dachshunds. These wiener dogs live in fear. Fear of the green god that dwarfs their skyline, and fear of the nasty Seizure Fiend creatures that roam the country-side and attack the little dogs at random with convulsion inducing rocks. A canine religion that resists change rules the planet, catering to the will of the green deity. The fiends in the woods do not concern them and many of the moon's citizens are allowed to suffer. There is hope, however. A small pack of dachshunds has formed with the intention of ridding their world of the aggressive adversaries that continue to hound them.
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