They Did It All for the Nookie & the Nookie Is Kicking Their Ass!
Xavier has just had the night from Hell when his brother Michael reveals that last night he decided to take a break from his... More > thriving political campaign for night with his wife Debra. The night takes a twist when Debra asks him to do some role-play complete with pink panties, stockings, & high heels for him!
After several protests, she seductively convinces him try the idea, figuring no one would find out, until a fire starts forcing him out in his “man panties” & into the arms of a reporter,Theresa Gomez. In the morning, Michael sees an ad for an exposé on his life on Theresa’s tabloid show. Figuring the worst, Michael plans to drop out of the race.
After laughing his butt off, Xavier embarks on a quest to get the story pulled. While reminiscing about his own sexual mishaps, Xavier learns the truth about the story & discovers Michael’s career isn’t the only thing on the line if the tape surfaces.< Less
This is a Joke Book, and that ain't no joke.
Joe Dyson, the same guy who wrote "Never Entertain During Watermelon Season" challenged himself to write an average of ten original jokes per... More > day for a year. Between 2008 and 2009, Joe posted three-hundred and sixty-five scripts on his blog site, and now you have the opportunity to own the entire collection. Lucky you! Buy it now, before everybody else learns the punchlines.< Less
You Want Me To Do What? is a humorous journey through the three most demanding training programs in the US Miliary - Navy SEAL training, Army Special Forces training and Army Ranger training...by one... More > of the few men who have attended all three of these arduous programs and survived to tell about them.< Less
Enjoy the music of Jonathan Coulton in a totally new colorful way! This exclusive coloring and activity book includes references to many of your favorite Jonathan Coulton songs, plus a new slew... More > original art created just for this collection by Visual Thing A Week Artist, Len Peralta. So grab your crayons, warm up some onion dip and get ready to Jo-Color-it!< Less
A collection of over 500 sketches and drawings from artist and illustrator Phillip M Jackson (AKA JollyJack), covering everything from monster designs to saucy pin-ups, along with many cartoons... More > featuring the cast of webcomic "Sequential Art".
Caution: contains adult humour and some suggestive images.< Less
"You and I are Intertwined" is one of the funniest, warm-hearted and ultimately true-to-life stories that you'll read this year!
Tom Icing has always been haunted by events that occurred... More > over thirty years ago. Now that he's joined an Internet Social Networking site, he starts receiving Bud Requests from the very people that revolved around those events.
(Translation: Old girlfriends start contacting him)
What should our married hero do?
Better yet, what would YOU do?
"You And I Are Intertwined" is the sequel to "Never Entertain During Watermelon Season"... somewhat.< Less
Hey - seriously - congratulations on your new political post!
If you are reading this, it means that you have ascended to the highest levels of government, so it's really, really important that you... More > don't do or say anything stupid, and screw things up for the rest of us.
The first thing to remember is that you are a figurehead, about as relevant to the direction of the state as a hood ornament is to the direction of a car -- but you are a very important distraction, the "smiling face" of the fist of power. So hold your nose, kiss the babies, and just think how good you would look on a stamp.
Now, before we go into your media responsibilities, you must understand the true history of political power, so you don't accidentally act on the naive idealism you are required to project to the general public.
The reality of political power is very simple: bad farmers own crops and livestock -- good farmers own human beings...< Less
The humorous journey of a weekend warrior whose reluctant introduction to the game of golf morphs into an uncontrollable addiction. Follow this humourous but sensitive timeline and see how the gift... More > of laughter is sometimes just as important to our existence as air.< Less
Follow the high society bachelor, Pierce Studebaker, and his Best Friend Ever, Sir Bucky Kensington, as the two lads search for love against the backdrop of Atlanta, Georgia. Filled with musical... More > numbers, star-crossed lovers, gator poachers and one mean fungal infection, Atlanta Sunsets: The Musical is one piece of literary fiction that, like the greatest works of our time, has perfect pagination.
If you like to snort coffee through your nose while you are reading, then this just may be the book for you!< Less
Automotive writer Doug DeMuro is sharing his stories. In “Plays With Cars,” the former Porsche manager covers some of his most ridiculous decisions, like buying an old Land Rover sight... More > unseen, taking a Mercedes AMG station wagon to a rural Georgia dragstrip, and roadtripping across the United States in a Lotus Elise without air conditioning. He’s also reviewed his former cars, which range from a Mercedes G-wagen to a Nissan Cube. Most importantly, he wrote this entire description himself in the third person.< Less
A new topical, but light-hearted, collection of limericks. Some of the selected verses may deal with the serious news, but all are filled with irony and good humor in the true limerick tradition.... More > Many of the poems offer a fresh look at simple human nature and social trends including the evolution of language. The sports and entertainment pages are also covered with good fun.
Lovers of whimsical poetry will find a bonus chapter on just what makes the ideal limerick. A must for those who enjoy writing their own.
“A recommended addition to every limerick enthusiast's library.”
- Reginald T. O'Leary,
Dublin Limerick Society< Less
What starts out as a little boy dreaming of the "Wilds of Africa" - "Wanting to fly a plane", but thinking they are just dreams that can never be. As years go by one learns that... More > "there is Always a way" to accomplish your dreams. Sometimes it takes many years and a lot of maneuvering, finagling and hard work but you should never give up your dreams. They can be accomplished. Included are true tales of joining the Army to get to Africa and the stories of "Big Game Hunts", to trading for flying lessons. The long ride of life can have many turns and when one dream is realized there should be another to take its place. If a person is not dreaming, then in my opinion, they are stagnated and wasted. My hope is, "Whatever You Dream", it can be accomplished. 280 pages< Less
A collection of humorous incidents that have taken place during sacrament meetings. The author has interviewed many people over the years to gather them. The book also includes the author's hand... More > drawn pictures of his humorous takes on stories from the scriptures. You are bound to find yourself chuckling as you enjoy this little book.< Less
The Humorous and troublesome details of four friends from Chicago who travel to Miami Beach for a weekend and experience an adventure that you will not believe. Its all true and was never meant to... More > be told...until now!< Less
Baby boomer humorist Fred Lavner takes you back to the corner of his Philadelphia neighborhood and beyond for a hilarious account of his schools, friends, exploits and other examples of teenage... More > angst. It's a blast from the past!< Less
Twenty-One Stories: Close Calls with Disaster! is a collection of true events – some humorous, some disastrous! How did an attempt to get a singer’s autograph result in getting a stalker... More > instead? How did a white gumball almost cost me a finger? What happened when I straddled my terrace wall, over twenty-one stories up, like it was a pony? And how did a “beach ball” almost get me swept out to sea? Well, dive in and find out…< Less
Real life wedding tales from a female wedding DJ with over 20 years of formal banquet entertainment experience. Hilarious, head-shaking, almost unbelievable situations at weddings thanks to Brides... More > & Grooms, their families, friends and even so-called professional vendors that have made this experience anything but ordinary.< Less