For preachers, teachers, and all kinds of speakers who to enliven what they are saying. Also for people who enjoy reading something funny or telling it to somebody else. Anecdotes valuable for... More > speeches, sermons, lessons, programs, introductions, and conversations. Short stories to which morals or lessons can be by applied by readers for their own personal use.
Arranged by topics in easy to remember conversational form, this book is the second in a trilogy of humorous books by B. E. White, Jr., better known as Brightie White. His first book, A FUNNY THING HAPPENED, is about how amusing life in the church and parsonage can be, while this book is his remembering funny stories he has heard or read. His third book, MANY MORE FUNNY THINGS, is about humorous experiences he has had in the ministry. Dr. White has been pastor of four churches in North Carolina and is a graduate of the old Wake Forest College and the young Southeastern Seminary.< Less
'Never Entertain During Watermelon Season' is the story of an ordinary guy who attempts to become a standup comedian in the San Francisco bay area during the comedy scene of the nineteen-seventies.... More > While told in a fictional format, it actually does follow the real attempt of the author to fulfill his dream. In the process, you will be brought on stage with the author for over a hundred performances, including the actual scripts and real audience reactions. Follow the author, through his secret identity of Tom Icing, for a hilarious romp through the late nineteen-seventies as you discover why you should, 'Never Entertain During Watermelon Season."< Less
"You and I are Intertwined" is one of the funniest, warm-hearted and ultimately true-to-life stories that you'll read this year!
Tom Icing has always been haunted by events that occurred... More > over thirty years ago. Now that he's joined an Internet Social Networking site, he starts receiving Bud Requests from the very people that revolved around those events.
(Translation: Old girlfriends start contacting him)
What should our married hero do?
Better yet, what would YOU do?
"You And I Are Intertwined" is the sequel to "Never Entertain During Watermelon Season"... somewhat.< Less
Joe Dyson creates the Two-Dollar Book. Download this wacky story that will bust your gut, laughing. Less than fifty pages, if it were any longer, they might have to carry you away. Follow Tod... More > Fountain as he deals with his elderly Father, his concerned girl friend, and an insane best friend. Add Joe Dyson's sense of humor and you've got one funny short story. * From the author of "Never Entertain During Watermelon Season." That'll make you buy it!< Less
Wade Bradford's latest play is a comic homage to the suspense thrillers and adventure films of the 1930s and 40s.
Beautiful, alluring, and none-too-bright Veronica Melville steps into an... More > archeological site and stumbles into murderous schemes, tangled love affairs, and an ancient curse that will change her fate forever.< Less
This is a Joke Book, and that ain't no joke.
Joe Dyson, the same guy who wrote "Never Entertain During Watermelon Season" challenged himself to write an average of ten original jokes per... More > day for a year. Between 2008 and 2009, Joe posted three-hundred and sixty-five scripts on his blog site, and now you have the opportunity to own the entire collection. Lucky you! Buy it now, before everybody else learns the punchlines.< Less
This witty narrative tells the story of a backwoods boy, who dreams of traveling the world and seeing the bright lights of the city. The story starts on a farm in rural North Carolina and continues... More > through 20-years of travel with the U. S. Navy. This light-hearted story takes the boy off the farm, along the east coast and across the Atlantic Ocean, delivering a humorous perspective of the many not so adventurous Navy travels.< Less
Strange and laughable adventures for all ages. A pirate crew is hijacked by a haunted bowling alley. A robot disastrously attends Mardi Gras. Armed only with honesty, a trout saves lives on the... More > Mississippi. The Easter Bunny gets worn out. George Washington eats a breakfast fit for champions. A cyclops outwits a sinister sheep-eating monster. A dog bites a vacuum cleaner hose. Bigfoot gets a dog that lays eggs. A bear gets hungry enough to eat a vampire, but eats a car battery instead. Maximum baloney for a minimal price.< Less
This is Judy’s 3rd book. She is enjoying writing fiction stories from her imaginative dream fantasies. You could write a story too if you let your dreams shine through. This is a fictional... More > story about an elderly couple who fell in love in the Tower of Babel. Leo was a Psychiatrist with lots of wisdom and Lulu a Great Balendo Cirque De Soleil Pole Dancer and there love grew as tall as the tallest skyscraper.< Less
Rochelle Bishop, a divorced African-American former model, is frustrated with her current career track. She needs a new way to earn a decent living, one that doesn’t involve taking off her... More > clothes. When she learns of a female private investigator hired by a bail bonds agency, a new world of possibility emerges. Rochelle figures her charm, combined with an unusual gift of physical strength, will allow her to locate people as good as anyone. Rather than being a ‘slam dunk’, her first case places her in pursuit of a dangerous and cunning fugitive. His name is Martin DeSilva, and he’s wanted for attempting to murder his wife by setting her bed on fire. Before DeSilva can be tried for the crime, somebody needs to find him. Standing in her way are the loyal employees of a secretive resort called the WHR, a stubborn vice president named Brian Lacey, and the racist citizens of a backwater town called Salton Sink. Rochelle is also forced to confront one of her darkest fears, that someone would destroy her good looks.< Less
San Bernardino County in the 1970s: It’s the largest county in the USA; 20,000 square miles of mostly desert, and containing one of the best-preserved stretches of Route 66 remaining in... More > America. In this volume, you will find out what happens when:
• Ted Crawford, a seasoned cowboy and artist, holds somebody’s baby for them, and later confronts cattle rustlers.
• Cathy Cookson, a popular waitress at a roadside diner, gets hypnotized and appears as an extra in a Burt Reynolds movie.
• Hartley Brennik, a fourth grader and survivalist, faces down a racist schoolyard bully with a taste for Mexican food.
• Lyndy Martinez, a private investigator, and her boss Chan take a road trip together to Phoenix. (How long can Chan tolerate Lyndy’s obnoxious company before he drives his Cadillac off the nearest cliff?)
• Rochelle Bishop, an exotic dancer, gets evicted from her apartment, and has to find a new place immediately—one that also rents to African-Americans.
(Hint: it’s hard to find one)< Less
Freeloaders. We’ve all encountered them at one time or another. Tobias Turtle is lazy, self-absorbed, and lives his life preying on the generosity and pity of others. Yet he is not too lazy to... More > have one ridiculous get-rich-quick scheme after another. As a counter-point is human Fred, the hard-working, level-headed and long-suffering victim of Tobias’ mooching ways, and attempted voice of reason, who has taken Tobias in and tries, unsuccessfully, to reform him. Allegorically, Fred might be seen as the traditional American citizen, who has come up believing the way to be happy and successful is hard work, moderation in all things and a dedication to help others. Tobias is that element of society that believes in getting something for nothing, in quick-fixes and laziness, self-absorption and excess.< Less
Chuckles was a wonderful dog who was rescued from an animal shelter and lived in a beautiful Sneden's Landing house on the Hudson River. Chuckles was a mutt and lived to be 18 years old. We wanted to... More > tell her story from her perspective as a dog. It is a story for the joy of young children – and adults too.< Less
Come, Sit, and Say Hello to a therapy dog dropout named Chipper, and the people who love her. This funny, touching story—narrated by Chipper herself—teaches that you don’t have to... More > be perfect to make a difference. It is sure to leave a paw print on your heart!< Less
A house full of five teenagers and two preteens is a recipe for trouble anywhere, anytime. but when the Stewarts move their clan from mid-America to live in central France, it becomes rip-roaring... More > hilarious, too funny for words. The boisterous high-jinks carry on when the family returns to the deep South to lead a "normal" life. Until grandchildren come along. New challenges arise on each page for this quirky but lovable family. Side-splitting humor is balanced with a strong dose of how to raise kids that will benefit today's modern parents.< Less
Hey - seriously - congratulations on your new political post!
If you are reading this, it means that you have ascended to the highest levels of government, so it's really, really important that you... More > don't do or say anything stupid, and screw things up for the rest of us.
The first thing to remember is that you are a figurehead, about as relevant to the direction of the state as a hood ornament is to the direction of a car -- but you are a very important distraction, the "smiling face" of the fist of power. So hold your nose, kiss the babies, and just think how good you would look on a stamp.
Now, before we go into your media responsibilities, you must understand the true history of political power, so you don't accidentally act on the naive idealism you are required to project to the general public.
The reality of political power is very simple: bad farmers own crops and livestock -- good farmers own human beings...< Less
Become a “Faux-Ku Master” with the help of Mori & Otsu’s HAIKU BLACK BELT - A Guide To Creating Insulting Faux-Kus. Faux-Kus are short poems written about human nature and the... More > annoyances that come with sharing the planet with
idiots. This book will help you do the following;
1. Develop wit and humor at your enemy’s expense.
2. Keep your sanity by using Faux-Ku "mental" attacks.
3. Creatively cope with every day stresses!
As Mori and Otsu’s student, you will begin at a White Belt level. Each level teaches the art of Faux-Ku writing. There are many examples and opportunities for you to practice writing Faux-Kus
until you progress to Haiku Black Belt status.
As a Haiku Black Belt, you will have learned to verbally rip your opponent to shreds without ever touching them. You will have skillfully reached the art of expressing your frustrations in an
unreceptive manner, and most importantly, you will achieve personal satisfaction in becoming... a Faux-Ku Master.< Less
My single status seems to weigh heavily on other women for some reason. The matchmakers became frustrated and said, “What do you want?” I made a list. The ideal man for this ol’... More > country gal:
Someone who can gracefully lie to me' a guitar player/song writer/story teller, a man who can use me for his own fun but never ever in a mean spirited way, a cigar smokin', gamblin' cowboy, loved and respected by his community, a good ol’ dog that is sweet talkin’ and appreciatin', and won’t piss up on my front porch.
The friends said, “What?”
So I wrote the stories of the men whose qualities influenced the ideals I want in my man.< Less
A wickedly funny parody of self-help books and the entire personal growth movement. This book isn’t just reverse psychology, it’s PERVERSE psychology. Edgy, dark and hilarious, the ten... More > steps range from creating a negative self-image to developing an addiction. This audacious and shocking black comedy might actually be helpful—if you do the exact opposite of what is suggested.< Less
The first 50 strips of the famous Jesus and Mo, available for the first time in dead-tree format. Beautifully printed, divinely bound, this book is a must-have for any collector of prophet-themed... More > cartoons.< Less
You Want Me To Do What? is a humorous journey through the three most demanding training programs in the US Miliary - Navy SEAL training, Army Special Forces training and Army Ranger training...by one... More > of the few men who have attended all three of these arduous programs and survived to tell about them.< Less