The gooey sequel to: NORMAN & THE STINKING SPACE GOO. Equipped with his new found stink power fourteen year old Norman Flinch begins his crime fighting crusade as Skunk-Guy: The Stinking... More > Stalker. Things get off to a rocky start, but when a misshapen mass of goo oozes out of the sewer things really get sticky. As it turns out this newly formed slime creature and Skunk-Guy share an astonishing secret.< Less
Get ready for Justin Vilonna’s Ghosts! Zombies! Monsters! Bunnies! 13 Tales of Woe and Wonder. Memorable dark tales with lighthearted characters await you! Characters such as Betty the Baby... More > maker who makes babies from unanimated objects to help prevent her from feeling so alone. And then there is the tale of WTF the radioactive zombie bunny, a tale of an outcast that becomes a hero thanks to his special “gift”.
So if you are a fan of Shel Silverstein, Tim Burton, Stephen King and Garbage Pail Kids, or if you just enjoy stories of love, revenge and flatulence with serial killer art and memorable characters, then this book is for you!< Less
Murphy's Law is one of the most well-recognized statements of philosophy known to man. Tipped off by his next door neighbor that Murphy may have worked at Edwards Air Force Base, and that the Law... More > may have come into being after a rocket sled experiment went awry, author Nick T. Spark begins a Quixotic quest to learn the truth. His attempts to pin down the mysterious origins of The Law and to answer the eternal question, "Who was Murphy and what is the true meaning of Murphy's Law?" are both amusing and relevatory. Read it, and find out why everything you ever thought you knew about Murphy's Law -- is wrong.< Less
Hey - seriously - congratulations on your new political post!
If you are reading this, it means that you have ascended to the highest levels of government, so it's really, really important that you... More > don't do or say anything stupid, and screw things up for the rest of us.
The first thing to remember is that you are a figurehead, about as relevant to the direction of the state as a hood ornament is to the direction of a car -- but you are a very important distraction, the "smiling face" of the fist of power. So hold your nose, kiss the babies, and just think how good you would look on a stamp.
Now, before we go into your media responsibilities, you must understand the true history of political power, so you don't accidentally act on the naive idealism you are required to project to the general public.
The reality of political power is very simple: bad farmers own crops and livestock -- good farmers own human beings...< Less
"The Outsidah" comments with often-offbeat humor on life in Ipswich, Mass. This includes all the columns that appeared in the Ipswich Chronicle in 2011, plus the columns that the author's... More > wife wouldn't let him turn in! Cartoon-illustrated by the author< Less
This short story is a true story about author Patti Matterson's career as a Carer for retired nuns in a convent. It is a humorous story of the author who was born into the Catholic church but forgot... More > all about its trappings until after she had raised a family of four, divorced, traveled and then started looking for a better career. At 51 she finds herself at the historic Catholic convent interviewing aging nuns as a prelude to a new and fascinating aged-care career. It is a lovely little story as the author casts a wry eye on 'family' life within a finely ordered church bureaucracy.< Less
Have you ever wanted to escape from your boring job and spend your days travelling in whichever direction the wind blew, chasing fish, wildlife and adventures, and just living life? Chris did... More > exactly that, and reading his stories might give you a little insight about what you may expect. Relaxing can be painful!< Less
There are few things more satisfying than a good joke that is directly linked to the situation at hand: it breaks the ice, it restores perspective, and it makes the point in a way that a... More > straightforward assertion can rarely do as well. As a result, it has wide application and effectiveness in a myriad of situations in private and in organizational life.
This collection of 118 classic jokes and aphorisms will make you laugh and leave you happier but wiser.< Less
Earth. It's a scary place to be stranded, forced to wait until you can catch the next wormhole opening home. Fortunately, there's help from beings in the galaxy who have studied Earth and its... More > inhabitants. They can help you survive this scary time. These wise individuals have assembled Stranded on Earth and filled it with wisdom such as:
• In your time on Earth, you will discover areas in which humans have demonstrated a strain of genius. One of the greatest is the cooking technique known as deep-frying.
• Customer service has declined in recent years, primarily because humans have grown weary of the effort it takes to pretend they don’t hate each other.
• Humans believe technology is omnipresent in their lives, which may seem quaint to those of us whose planetary “wildlife” is solely composed of broken or runaway robots.
Stranded on Earth is a valuable resource for all aliens forced to stay on the planet—or for any natives working to understand the weirdness that is their home planet.< Less
A mom with many inappropriate voices in and outside of her head describes the day to day things that need commentary....from Stupid People or Stupid things people do and of course, the people of... More > Wal-Mart and onward to the things the kidlets say and do and finally good old fashioned making fun of others!! The things that make you want to slap someone or make you think things that you would never say out loud are said out loud right here in black and white. Day to day has never been so entertaining. Love it or hate it, you will still laugh....and possibly feel guilty about it. But dont get mad at me because I say what you are thinking or have thought or may think or want to think. Either way, laughter is good for you and if you dont laugh, you will be in the next book! We wont tell anyone if you pee your pants but we are not responsible for any possible clothing or leather stains from said peeing.< Less
Old school laughter is back in business! with a spinkle of new skool on top. LG meets the charming Nora Jean and the word is out. Everyone has something to say about it including his God sent from... More > the heavenly hood,Guardian Angels. The hilarious conversations that take place surrounding LG and Nora Jean's love life whose personal business just open the gossip door channels. From Church to Walmart, From Barbershop to Hooters restaurant and Madea's house. LeGrand captures the identical personality traits of famous well known comedians and celebrities and interjects the fictional characters of Bernie Mac; Whoopi Goldberg; Tom Joyner and Madea to name a few to true self form. Written in creative play write format while influenced by the movie script approaching styles of Director; Actor and Writers: Spike Lee and Tyler Perry using their imitated seasonings to dress up the novel. Girlfriend! Who You Tellin will leave an entertaining and laughable experience up to the very ending.< Less
Reading this book is like being at Aunt Paulina’s house, eating meatballs on a Sunday afternoon.
Special phonetic spelling, and neighborhood definitions that will have even the MIDI-GAHN'S... More > sounding like old moustache Pete’s.
“… Whatta GA-VONE ..."
"...ooh MA-DON, KAY-FATTO (who farted)? …”
“… MINK-YA, what a BIG BOO-TAHN she is …”.
A-Z FOOD NAME SECTION:
"Ah-beets, Gaba-goal, Mootz-ah-dell, Svoo-ya-dell ..."
"Gravy & Macaroni's: The 5 Golden Rules"
and "Pesto my ass!"< Less
Come, Sit, and Say Hello to a therapy dog dropout named Chipper, and the people who love her. This funny, touching story—narrated by Chipper herself—teaches that you don’t have to... More > be perfect to make a difference. It is sure to leave a paw print on your heart!< Less
Briar’s Tale mixes down-home mountain humor with tales of coming of age in rural Owsley County, Kentucky. It explores the unique relationship between an avid outdoorsman and his bird dogs,... More > hunting companions and the natural world.
Along the way, it explores ethical hunting practices and environmental education as well as how a dog and his master face the inevitable challenges of aging.< Less
If you've ever imagined or even if not, whom gave dating advice to Samson or what it would be like if Ruth, of the Bible, was interviewed on a popular daytime TV show. Perhaps you have considered... More > what would have happened if animal rights activists showed up while Noah was building his ark. Whether you have considered these things or not matters no more! Brad Alexander has compiled these ideas and many more. Through the use of a sanctified imagination he offers you these potential conversations and outcomes involving historical personalities from the Bible.< Less
The romance between the alternative scene's it-girl and the reporter sent to cover her is doomed from the start, but they continue the uphill battle to be together over the course of years with... More > cocktails, broken promises, and adult situations.< Less
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Naturally Aged Nostalgia is a collection of witty stories that depict our upside down world as seen through the eyes of mildly disgruntled senior citizens. Each of... More > these short stories is unique, portraying a different facet of our rapidly evolving and often frustrating world. You’ll certainly empathize with the book’s many characters as you get to know them.
As the title implies, the book is packed with warm nostalgia—wonderful images parked in the back of your mind will suddenly come to light. Plus, the stories are sprinkled with wry humor and most have surprise endings, some of which are “payback” scenarios that you’ll surely savor.
You’re struggling to keep pace with a world that’s spinning out of control, and you’re trying to contend with continuous change. Lower your stress level by taking an occasional timeout to read one of the amusing stories contained in this book. You’ll find this crazy world to be much more tolerable while you're enjoying these fun stories.< Less
Crossing The Road is a collection of stories that illustrate my "Crossing The Road" of life. As a dying man told me once, “ I’ve had a good run”. I also have had a... More > "good run" from a small Texas town to Europe and Africa. These are the stories about where and how I ran. Most of the stories are true, or at least as I remember them. At any rate, I read one time that the truth should never get in the way of a good story< Less
A humorous, irreverent look at modern life by the internationally-renowned artist, Kerry Hallam. Poking fun at anything and everything in sight, he points out the foibles of technology and The... More > Digital Age, which creates as many frustrations as the ones it's meant to solve.< Less
Why is Fifty Shades of Grey like the Higgs boson?
Who would Kristen Stewart play in a movie of Ulysses?
Is the answer 42?
Would Jane Eyre prefer Hamlet or Claudius?
And is research really like... More > romance?
You will find the answers to all the above questions, and
many others, in this book< Less