New edition. All new, never before published material from the author of The Internet is a Playground. New emails, new articles, new exclusive content. Featuring over two hundred pages of... More > brand-spanking-new material, I'll Go Home Then, It's Warm and Has Chairs is the second book by author David Thorne and is available now.< Less
The first 50 strips of the famous Jesus and Mo, available for the first time in dead-tree format. Beautifully printed, divinely bound, this book is a must-have for any collector of prophet-themed... More > cartoons.< Less
Fun Little Rhymes for most ages with a slight Gothica/Romantica & Macabre feel.
When leaves of full colour Fall each day
Flower N9ne comes out to... More > play.
“I need something special for Punkin’ Pie,
Should I hack it from your thigh?
Oh, Silly i’m just having fun,
Will you be playmate No. 1?"
"With my brothers Wolf and Wine
and my sister Flower N9ne,Patch helps plan games that ease the pain
Of playmates tears, lies and fears.
I then tag to bring games gain
Our tool of fun...my ball and chain."< Less
THE DARK ROAST is exactly as the title suggests: a little dark and punchy. THE DARK ROAST is a creative non-fiction work that pokes fun at everyone in the coffee culture melded with pertinent... More > information (coffeeshop definitions and useful lists). People will learn what makes a coffeeshop move, and know what makes a well-made coffee drink.< Less
"Day Dreaming: Tales from the Fourth Dementia." A quick read. Each tale is 700 words or fewer. Topics: Media Marvels, Weird Rich Folks, Fairy Tales Redux, Marital Blitz, Hilarious Higher... More > Ed. Luv a Guvmint, Home Town Folks, Alien Encounters< Less
What really goes on behind the ivy-covered walls of American colleges and universities? The author draws upon nearly fifty years of experience and observation to offer the reader an eye-opening... More > glimpse of the human comedy of modern campus life. Be a fly on the wall as top administrators wrestle with a range of issues which span from sex for grades to brazen NCAA violations. Hear the real dialogue. Observe side-splitting, clumsy, and often ingenious machinations to avoid personal and professional calamity. Be prepared to take sides as the book's characters navigate through raucous fraternity wars to serious political plays for hundreds of millions of dollars. Be ready to smile, to laugh, and most of all, be willing to understand and forgive.< Less
Please Stop the carnival, is a humorous, sometimes tearful journey of a young man's quest to find himself in paradise.It takes place on the island of St. Croix in the Virgin Islands, and explores a... More > vision of paradise as seen through the lens of an alcoholic, who discovers his purpose in spite of himself, and along the way, learns to enjoy life's journey.< Less
There are few things more satisfying than a good joke that is directly linked to the situation at hand: it breaks the ice, it restores perspective, and it makes the point in a way that a... More > straightforward assertion can rarely do as well. As a result, it has wide application and effectiveness in a myriad of situations in private and in organizational life.
This collection of 118 classic jokes and aphorisms will make you laugh and leave you happier but wiser.< Less
After Donny’s wife, Linda, left him and hooked up with the Game Warden, he dove into his homebrew to kill his pain, while living on his farm in a house with his very own ghost. What follows is... More > a series of hilarious happenings and memoirs based on events in the author’s own life.< Less
In this hilarious and surprising sequel to "Tales of The Alabama Drunk" we find Donny, newly returned from an assignment in Alaska where he has been confined to drinking only what was... More > locally available.
Between waking up in the graveyard and figuring out what Linda and Jake, the Game Warden will do next, Donny just might discover that the people who live in his town actually care about him!< Less
New edition. More everything. All new, never before published material from the author of The Internet is a Playground. New emails, new articles, new exclusive content. I'll Go Home Then; It's Warm... More > and Has Chairs is the second book by New York Times Bestselling author David Thorne.< Less
Automotive writer Doug DeMuro is sharing his stories. In “Plays With Cars,” the former Porsche manager covers some of his most ridiculous decisions, like buying an old Land Rover sight... More > unseen, taking a Mercedes AMG station wagon to a rural Georgia dragstrip, and roadtripping across the United States in a Lotus Elise without air conditioning. He’s also reviewed his former cars, which range from a Mercedes G-wagen to a Nissan Cube. Most importantly, he wrote this entire description himself in the third person.< Less
A successful football player makes the ultimate sacrifice to save his fathers church.
(All of these books were transcribed from the original screenplay. Reader discretion advised. Some language may... More > not be suitable for kids)< Less
LOOK OUT! Someone has reported to the SPCA that Donny buried his dog alive and now he’s being investigated. What will the Agents discover? Is it true? Who made the call? Will Donny end up... More > in jail? Find out here!< Less
Assuming you are a human being, it is likely that you require sleep, and as a consequence, have experienced dreams before.
I am no different in this regard. Like most people, I often have dreams.... More > But unlike many people, I can clearly recall these dreams, and often remember them down to the tiniest details.
I have a vivid imagination, and I have vivid dreams. In this book you will find what happens when they collide.< Less
"How to Remember Jokes" is a simple system to remember jokes. Have you ever been in a situation where someone told a joke, and you wanted to tell one in return, but couldn't remember any of... More > the thousands of jokes you've heard over the years? You'll never experience that again once you've read this book. Richard Webster has taught workshops on memory for many years. The most popular part of these has always been the session on remembering jokes. Once you've read this book, you'll always have a selection of jokes that you can instantly recall whenever you wish to add humor to a situation.< Less
52 Weeks of Jokes
Have you ever needed a funny story or a quick one-liner to tell? 52 Weeks may be the answer for you. This book is a collection of humorous stories (52) and one-liners (52) designed... More > in an easy to follow topical index.
Be the life of the party for any social event, conferences and gatherings among friends, as you entertain with stories that are connected to your current conversations. There is a topical story and a one-liner for each week of the year and your guests are sure to admire your ability to put a smile on their faces.< Less
A tale of three morons – I mean, wise men – and their ridiculous task of uncovering the truth behind rumors of an impending apocalypse, and in the process bringing well-deserved satire to... More > all apocalyptic hysterias, worn-out science fiction and fantasy themes, and other silly ideas that probably started out in a pub by a bunch of snickering drunks.< Less
Chicken Nuggets is a series of short stories about growing up in the rural South during the sixties. Set in Carroll County, Georgia, the stories carry you back to humorous, and strangely true events.... More >
Run from a flock of terroristic chickens in Chicken Nuggets, take a momentary break in Outhouse Blues, look for an unknown creature in the dark of night in Red Eyes At Night, ride some unusual mounts in Horse Tales, or learn the sport of Birding.
You'll enjoy a look back in time from the author's eyes!< Less
Come, Sit, and Say Hello to a therapy dog dropout named Chipper, and the people who love her. This funny, touching story—narrated by Chipper herself—teaches that you don’t have to... More > be perfect to make a difference. It is sure to leave a paw print on your heart!< Less