Sam lives a simple, quiet existence in his remote, Canadian cabin. Sure he might be bored, sure he might talk to trees sometimes, sure he spends the majority of his time just trying to survive the... More > brutal winters, but he's happy. Pretty much. That is until all the animals around him start killing themselves.
And that is until he befriends a talking, 600 pound Canadian Grizzly bear, and together they set out on a booze fueled adventure that starts as an escape across the Canadian wilderness but quickly devolves into drunken brawls with coyotes, golfing with opossums, a healthy dose of arson, and finally they find themselves in a quest to save the world from a second apocalypse.< Less
An extremely candid, raw and humorous view of marriage and the decision to potentially cheat on your spouse. You will gasp and laugh while contemplating the decision to cheat. This book is not for... More > everyone. It is not a biography, rather the author’s opinion and overview on a very sensitive and prevalent subject. The author has a warped sense of humor and it comes to life through this book. It is candid, raw and tells the hard truth about infidelity. Some will find it incredibly funny, some will gasp when reading it and some readers will do both. There is a men’s and women’s version in this one book. The men start on one end and if you flip the book over, you will be in the women’s version. They are nearly identical but there are subtle differences. The book speaks directly to the reader and nothing is sacred. You will be entertained and educated on the taboo subject of adultery. Keep an open-mind while reading the book and you will come to appreciate and understand what the author is saying.< Less
Jack Blumner takes you behind the scenes of the Old Testament, as never before, in this sidesplitting meditation on the Five Books of Moses. Your favorite bible stories are all here – the... More > creation of man, the story of Noah’s Ark, the trials of Abraham, the Exodus from Egypt, the giving of the Ten Commandments, and much more – seen through the divinely skewed revelations of Jack Blumner and illustrator, Michael Malbrough.
As if that were not enough, you’ll also ﬁnd the answers to questions about the Bible you never thought to ask, such as:
• How did the splitting of the Red Sea inadvertently repel an
• How did the Children of Israel respond when God took cheeseburgers off the menu?
• How did vampires react to the commandment against the consumption of blood?
God gave man the ability to both cry and to laugh, but Scripture teaches that a cheerful heart is the preferred alternative. God Said, Let There Be Humor, is a witty expression of the author’s belief that even God can take a joke.< Less
Love. Loss. Humorous disenchantment. SAT Vocabulary. In this book, Ellen Cooper shares her nonsense utilizing various literary formats such as short stories, play scripts, lists, emails, poetry, and... More > image captions.
You will hear the worst pick up line ever, play a round of D&D, spend some time with immortals, and even discover a lost Disney princess.
Some of it may be profound. But most of it is probably malarkey.< Less
It was always interesting to watch new neighbors move in. I can’t say I really looked forward to new people. I liked my neighbors to be like a restrained stalker: vaguely familiar and a good... More > 500 feet away at all times.
Thus begins the hilariously funny semi-fictional tale of a suspicious new neighbor and the colorful cast of dysfunctional family members that help to keep one woman's life in a constant state of uncertainty.
Brimming with sarcasm, this 13K word comedy novella will have you wondering "Where the Hell has H.J. Ream been all my life?" and "Why aren't all comedy writers this good?"< Less
Based on the award winning one-person-play, The Emergency Monologues is a series of short stories and anecdotes, which show you the world of accidents and emergencies that few get to see. Touching... More > and hilarious, The Emergency Monologues is guaranteed to leave you with a greater understanding of those who dial 911 and to those who answer the call. You'll be amazed at how much you can laugh at tales of blood and poo.
Now enhanced with almost 100 cartoons by the brilliant Vince Cheng, The Emergency Monologues is taken to a new level.< Less
Lake Moobegon Days is a fun-filled, rural romp into Southern Ohio's version of Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegon: belly-laughing and fast-paced, and with real-life, down-home morals that will tie... More > together all the loose ends in your life. Simpler is better. You will want to live there.< Less
Keely Flynn, founder of Lollygag Blog, recounts the bumpy transition from a carefree twentysomething to that of a card-carrying grownup- all in the space of one year. From buying a broken-down... More > foreclosure to (surprise!) a new baby in the first year of marriage, life comes fast and hilarious as Flynn navigates the joys, pitfalls, and taco cravings that go hand-in-hand with parenthood, homeownership, and some semblance of adulthood.< Less
Grade A Papers is a collection of funny, refreshingly original fake student papers. This coffee table book contains 30 wacky, whimsical student papers, 4 hilarious composition theorists parodies... More > & 30+ custom-made designs by artists across the world.
This book began as a practical joke & turned into an enterprise. Michael Feldman of Public Radio International’s "Whad'ya Know" show calls it "Quite an amazing stylist in this…and funny!"
Cartoonist Joe Martin of The Washington Post’s "Mr. Boffo" & "Willy n’ Ethel" acclaim says: "I hold the Guinness Record for writing 40,000 jokes. Schaefer has put more than that in one book and I think she may have more funny ones."
This book pokes friendly fun at the random eccentricities & idiosyncrasies of college teachers & students in the field of English.
If you are an English teacher or a fan of ACADEMIA,HUMOR,ART & WORDS: Grade A Papers will make you laugh out loud…or seriously scratch your head.
Makes a fun, witty gift for an academic peer or pal too!< Less
Freeloaders. We’ve all encountered them at one time or another. Tobias Turtle is lazy, self-absorbed, and lives his life preying on the generosity and pity of others. Yet he is not too lazy to... More > have one ridiculous get-rich-quick scheme after another. As a counter-point is human Fred, the hard-working, level-headed and long-suffering victim of Tobias’ mooching ways, and attempted voice of reason, who has taken Tobias in and tries, unsuccessfully, to reform him. Allegorically, Fred might be seen as the traditional American citizen, who has come up believing the way to be happy and successful is hard work, moderation in all things and a dedication to help others. Tobias is that element of society that believes in getting something for nothing, in quick-fixes and laziness, self-absorption and excess.< Less
Playing gaming casino slot machines is a lot of fun and exciting when you are winning money, but losing is a downer as highlighted by the joke below:
Question - Do you know how to walk away with a... More > small fortune after playing gaming casino slot machines?
Answer - Start playing with a large fortune.
But wait, there is a gaming casino where there are no losers, only winners. Impossible, not true! Its name is The Casino of Jokes, a book that simulates a visit to a modern gaming casino. The book provides a basic knowledge of gaming casino slot machine play and enables the reader to select and play slot machines with over 750 hilarious jokes and cartoons related to Faith, Medicine, Law, Bliss (courtship and marriage), Work, Animals/Pets and Sports. The joke winners will entertain and generate laughter for family, friends, and co-workers no matter where or when. So pay a visit to The Casino of Jokes, select and play a slot machine and enjoy.< Less
An extremely candid, raw and humorous view of marriage and the decision to potentially cheat on your spouse. You will gasp and laugh while contemplating the decision to cheat.
This book is not for... More > everyone. It is not a biography, rather the author’s opinion and overview on a very sensitive and prevalent subject. The author has a warped sense of humor and it comes to life through this book. It is candid, raw and tells the hard truth about infidelity. Some will find it incredibly funny, some will gasp when reading it and some readers will do both.
There is a men’s and women’s version in this one book. The men start on one end and if you flip the book over, you will be in the women’s version. They are nearly identical but there are subtle differences.
The book speaks directly to the reader and nothing is sacred. You will be entertained and educated on the taboo subject of adultery. Keep an open-mind while reading the book and you will come to appreciate and understand what the author is saying.< Less
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This is a compilation of comics from the popular facebook page of Vegan Sidekick, along with a few new comics and a quick guide on how to respond to those who... More > defend animal cruelty or attack veganism.< Less
A longtime Libertarian Opinionizer, committed to the notion that life should be both fun and free, has selected a score of his earlier writings on libertarian political, social and cultural issues.... More > Subjects as far afield as jury rights, the drug war, terrorist attacks, supreme court decisions, pot puffing and possibly the world's first book review review (yes, you read that right, a book review review) all serve as fit fodder for his cannon fusillades.< Less
Automotive writer Doug DeMuro is sharing his stories. In “Plays With Cars,” the former Porsche manager covers some of his most ridiculous decisions, like buying an old Land Rover sight... More > unseen, taking a Mercedes AMG station wagon to a rural Georgia dragstrip, and roadtripping across the United States in a Lotus Elise without air conditioning. He’s also reviewed his former cars, which range from a Mercedes G-wagen to a Nissan Cube. Most importantly, he wrote this entire description himself in the third person.< Less
New edition. More everything. All new, never before published material from the author of The Internet is a Playground. New emails, new articles, new exclusive content. I'll Go Home Then; It's Warm... More > and Has Chairs is the second book by New York Times Bestselling author David Thorne.< Less
Sixty "one minute" short stories that can easily be read in airports or at bus stops. They are diverse, classical in plot and moral and usually leave readers recognizing that there is a lot... More > around them that they often miss.< Less
Hey - seriously - congratulations on your new political post!
If you are reading this, it means that you have ascended to the highest levels of government, so it's really, really important that you... More > don't do or say anything stupid, and screw things up for the rest of us.
The first thing to remember is that you are a figurehead, about as relevant to the direction of the state as a hood ornament is to the direction of a car -- but you are a very important distraction, the "smiling face" of the fist of power. So hold your nose, kiss the babies, and just think how good you would look on a stamp.
Now, before we go into your media responsibilities, you must understand the true history of political power, so you don't accidentally act on the naive idealism you are required to project to the general public.
The reality of political power is very simple: bad farmers own crops and livestock -- good farmers own human beings...< Less
Destined to be a classic, Dating for Engineers is the first book of its kind to show engineers and scientists how to use their superior analytical skills to win the heart of the woman of their... More > dreams. Read it and discover:
• The inherent advantages of engineers over the rest of society
• Mathematical proof that you're not getting enough sex
• How the theories of Bertrand Russell and Kurt Gödel can lead to a threesome with two blonde twins
• Game theory applications to competitive dating situations
• Complete cantilever and macromolecular-hydrodynamical models of red-hot sex
• A mathematical decision tool to decide whether to keep your current partner or find someone new
• Whether or not marriage necessarily means the end of happiness< Less
Readers of all ages and abilities will quickly learn how to generate laughter, spread good feelings, and perhaps even make a fool of themselves! Written in easy to understand language, the author... More > clearly explains the principles behind such comic tools as: exaggeration, understatement, punch lines, sight gags, logical delusions, creating surprises, the use of funny words, and many others. Examples are provided throughout, along with a list of exercises. Instructions in the arts of Double-Talk and Impersonations are also included, along with a list of the three hottest topics among humans.< Less
You Want Me To Do What? is a humorous journey through the three most demanding training programs in the US Miliary - Navy SEAL training, Army Special Forces training and Army Ranger training...by one... More > of the few men who have attended all three of these arduous programs and survived to tell about them.< Less