This is a Joke Book, and that ain't no joke.
Joe Dyson, the same guy who wrote "Never Entertain During Watermelon Season" challenged himself to write an average of ten original jokes per... More > day for a year. Between 2008 and 2009, Joe posted three-hundred and sixty-five scripts on his blog site, and now you have the opportunity to own the entire collection. Lucky you! Buy it now, before everybody else learns the punchlines.< Less
This is Judy’s 3rd book. She is enjoying writing fiction stories from her imaginative dream fantasies. You could write a story too if you let your dreams shine through. This is a fictional... More > story about an elderly couple who fell in love in the Tower of Babel. Leo was a Psychiatrist with lots of wisdom and Lulu a Great Balendo Cirque De Soleil Pole Dancer and there love grew as tall as the tallest skyscraper.< Less
The Humorous and troublesome details of four friends from Chicago who travel to Miami Beach for a weekend and experience an adventure that you will not believe. Its all true and was never meant to... More > be told...until now!< Less
For preachers, teachers, and all kinds of speakers who to enliven what they are saying. Also for people who enjoy reading something funny or telling it to somebody else. Anecdotes valuable for... More > speeches, sermons, lessons, programs, introductions, and conversations. Short stories to which morals or lessons can be by applied by readers for their own personal use.
Arranged by topics in easy to remember conversational form, this book is the second in a trilogy of humorous books by B. E. White, Jr., better known as Brightie White. His first book, A FUNNY THING HAPPENED, is about how amusing life in the church and parsonage can be, while this book is his remembering funny stories he has heard or read. His third book, MANY MORE FUNNY THINGS, is about humorous experiences he has had in the ministry. Dr. White has been pastor of four churches in North Carolina and is a graduate of the old Wake Forest College and the young Southeastern Seminary.< Less
+ “Best bathroom book of the year.”
+ “It may encourage terms like “the crap talk,” “commode talk,” and “toilet literature.”
+ “Your art... More > is awful, but the book is awesome.”
+ “This is the funniest book I’ve ever read that directly relates to my Psychology and Human Behavioral Courses.”
+ “You will either laugh and love this book or hate it because it applies to you in a crappy way.”< Less
A collection of humorous incidents that have taken place during sacrament meetings. The author has interviewed many people over the years to gather them. The book also includes the author's hand... More > drawn pictures of his humorous takes on stories from the scriptures. You are bound to find yourself chuckling as you enjoy this little book.< Less
Grade A Papers is a collection of funny, refreshingly original fake student papers and POLITICAL and CELEBRITY PARODIES. This coffee table book contains 30 wacky, whimsical student papers; a... More > hysterical parody of billionaire Ken Griffin, Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel, and entertainer Jon Stewart; 4 hilarious composition theorists parodies & 30+ custom-made designs by artists across the world.
This book began as a practical joke & turned into an enterprise. Michael Feldman of Public Radio International’s "Whad'ya Know" show calls it "Quite an amazing stylist in this…and funny!"
Cartoonist Joe Martin of The Washington Post’s "Mr. Boffo" & "Willy n’ Ethel" acclaim says: "I hold the Guinness Record for writing 40,000 jokes. Schaefer has put more than that in one book and I think she may have more funny ones."
This book pokes friendly fun at the random eccentricities & idiosyncrasies of college teachers, students, politicians and celebrities.< Less
This book is exactly what the title says. This book is a collection of fifty of the most ridiculous drawings and funny sayings ever assembled by Stephen Rafferty- a comedian and youtuber. FRD&FS... More > for short is based on the style of picture humor made famous by various comedians throughout time. The idea of imagery transcribed into jokes is intriguing and hysterically funny. Now what are you waiting for? Buy the book today! (and you don’t want to buy it at least share this to your friends!) Don’t believe me look at the reviews! ( That I made up in my head)
- This Book is Freaken Awesome!- Said from the guy that I just made up in my head.
- The book is good but the guy is totally handsome- Said the girl who I think would ask me out but probably never will...
MONEY MONEY & MORE MONEYYYY!!!- Said by my ego ( STOP it ego your making me look bad!)< Less
After four years of working as a busser, Ghassan Jabali has emerged to tell all about his life and experiences in the restaurant biz. Have a walkthrough of the infamous restaurant Fiemme, in the NJN... More > Hotel and Casino. Welcome to Fiemme is a collection of mishaps and stories about all the bussers, servers and hostesses as they work in Las Vegas.< Less
Crushed Peppercorn takes a look at some of the most important issues in America, including fracking, the Stand Your Ground law, immigration, plastic surgery, debt, anthropomorphism, racism,... More > spontaneous combustion, and Dick Cheney and Antonin Scalia speaking like thugged-out gangsters while duck hunting. The short story collection also meets the requirement to include at least one story about sex.< Less
Do you ever notice people browsing the clearance rack at Nordstrom that look like they just finished a vigorous cross-fit session at the gym? Do you see people putting 89-octane fuel in their 1995... More > Ford Taurus wagons instead of regular 87-octane? Do you remember that lady holding up the express lane at Wal-Mart because she was digging through her purse for the exact change, even though she had a debit card in her wallet?
If you have seen your fellow man, or woman, doing any of these things, or things of equivalent foolishness, and wondered what happens to such individuals, then this book provides the answer.
They get lice.< Less
Chuckles was a wonderful dog who was rescued from an animal shelter and lived in a beautiful Sneden's Landing house on the Hudson River. Chuckles was a mutt and lived to be 18 years old. We wanted to... More > tell her story from her perspective as a dog. It is a story for the joy of young children – and adults too.< Less
Come, Sit, and Say Hello to a therapy dog dropout named Chipper, and the people who love her. This funny, touching story—narrated by Chipper herself—teaches that you don’t have to... More > be perfect to make a difference. It is sure to leave a paw print on your heart!< Less
A house full of five teenagers and two preteens is a recipe for trouble anywhere, anytime. but when the Stewarts move their clan from mid-America to live in central France, it becomes rip-roaring... More > hilarious, too funny for words. The boisterous high-jinks carry on when the family returns to the deep South to lead a "normal" life. Until grandchildren come along. New challenges arise on each page for this quirky but lovable family. Side-splitting humor is balanced with a strong dose of how to raise kids that will benefit today's modern parents.< Less
Have you ever wanted to escape from your boring job and spend your days travelling in whichever direction the wind blew, chasing fish, wildlife and adventures, and just living life? Chris did... More > exactly that, and reading his stories might give you a little insight about what you may expect. Relaxing can be painful!< Less
When a young woman spots the man of her dreams during an afternoon news show, she sets off on a cross country trip to finish the rest of her life. Ohhh, one more thing, she's a mental patient. Not... More > that anyone would look at a person who's a mental patient any differently than the rest of us. It's just a small little detail that seems to keep popping its head up throughout the book. Sometimes Love can cost you everything you have. Especially Crazy Love.< Less
The humorous journey of a weekend warrior whose reluctant introduction to the game of golf morphs into an uncontrollable addiction. Follow this humourous but sensitive timeline and see how the gift... More > of laughter is sometimes just as important to our existence as air.< Less
Hey - seriously - congratulations on your new political post!
If you are reading this, it means that you have ascended to the highest levels of government, so it's really, really important that you... More > don't do or say anything stupid, and screw things up for the rest of us.
The first thing to remember is that you are a figurehead, about as relevant to the direction of the state as a hood ornament is to the direction of a car -- but you are a very important distraction, the "smiling face" of the fist of power. So hold your nose, kiss the babies, and just think how good you would look on a stamp.
Now, before we go into your media responsibilities, you must understand the true history of political power, so you don't accidentally act on the naive idealism you are required to project to the general public.
The reality of political power is very simple: bad farmers own crops and livestock -- good farmers own human beings...< Less
Tara Caplan's "Hey Girls! Suspicious Guys You Should Be Extremely Wary Of..." is a hilarious book which comically illustrates 70 different types of guys women should run from! Men and women... More > alike will enjoy this spot-on assortment of desperate male characters, pulling out all the stops to reel in their prey.< Less
Become a “Faux-Ku Master” with the help of Mori & Otsu’s HAIKU BLACK BELT - A Guide To Creating Insulting Faux-Kus. Faux-Kus are short poems written about human nature and the... More > annoyances that come with sharing the planet with
idiots. This book will help you do the following;
1. Develop wit and humor at your enemy’s expense.
2. Keep your sanity by using Faux-Ku "mental" attacks.
3. Creatively cope with every day stresses!
As Mori and Otsu’s student, you will begin at a White Belt level. Each level teaches the art of Faux-Ku writing. There are many examples and opportunities for you to practice writing Faux-Kus
until you progress to Haiku Black Belt status.
As a Haiku Black Belt, you will have learned to verbally rip your opponent to shreds without ever touching them. You will have skillfully reached the art of expressing your frustrations in an
unreceptive manner, and most importantly, you will achieve personal satisfaction in becoming... a Faux-Ku Master.< Less
A wickedly funny parody of self-help books and the entire personal growth movement. This book isn’t just reverse psychology, it’s PERVERSE psychology. Edgy, dark and hilarious, the ten... More > steps range from creating a negative self-image to developing an addiction. This audacious and shocking black comedy might actually be helpful—if you do the exact opposite of what is suggested.< Less