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  • By Archibald Francoise-Benet
    Feb 15, 2007
    "The Acid Tears of Doom" Tristan Arts, the otherkin poet, writes poetry at a 3rd grade level and accepts criticism with all the ethusiasm of a stoned hooker. This morbidly obese "poet" is about as dense as his poetry-- both of which tend to collapse inward upon themselves due to truly staggering accumulations of trans fats and deep-fried bullshit. I would rather eat a tapeworm salad and drink Riunite out of my own bloodied rectum than spend another instant in contact with this farsical "poetry." Tristan Arts should be run through with a harpoon and harvested for the copious amounts of heating oil currently roiling around inside his grotesque human body. We can do this with impugnity, because--by his own admission--he does not possess a human soul.
  • By fayanora
    Dec 31, 1969
    "Re: The Acid Tears of Doom" You, sir, are a repellant moron with the IQ of half a dead slug... the back half of a dead slug. Furthermore, you smell like 1000 to the 230th power dead polecats being stored in a poorly maintained charnel house next to a severely backed-up sewage treatment facility. Your opinion of my poetry means about as much to me as George W. Bush's opinions about statistical probability mean to an Oxford mathematics professor. I am so very sorry, sir, to hear that you were gang-raped as a child by your whole family. Maybe if you'd just used a condom when you got your grandmother pregnant, that could have been avoided. Too bad about the abortion she had. I know you had to eat it, being such a poor family; I hope it at least tasted okay. I could be a dead octopus and have more personality than you, my dear chap. Now kindly go crawl back up your father's anus and do something constructive with your time.
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Lulu Enterprises, Inc.
April 5, 2005
Perfect-bound Paperback
Interior Ink
Black & white
0.57 lbs.
Dimensions (inches)
8.5 wide x 11 tall
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