Monkey Of Con City

Professor van der Bishop, the most successful scientist at the University of Con City goes to England to fund his research on how to train a monkey to write Hamlet 2 and other sequels to Shakespeare plays, exactly the way Shakespeare would have done had he lived long enough. His quest is hindered by the likes of a cinema cult, local hooligans, 168 cats, gun toting maniacs, and the most dangerous animals in the world: birds! In order to change the world with his research, the Professor and his English friends have no choice but to seek the help of a film critic, who may or may not be a psychopathic professional hitman.