Zelda's Absurd Agonies PDF - Special ed

eBook (PDF), 394 Pages
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Is your son a vampire? Is your garden being destroyed by dinosaurs? Have you got a troll living in your head? In this book you will read about the torment caused to some lovely people who work in a call centre in Belfast by common situations such as those mentioned in the first sentence. Remember? Is your son a vampire? This book will not only change your life but it will also make you thin (not true) AND will give you the ability to suck a TV remote control from over 30 feet away just by flapping your eyelids (also not true). Along with loads of agony cases and my solutions you will also get an insight into my personal life, about my late husband 'Simply' Gary (by late I mean dead, and not that he is unreliable) and two poems (one of which is about a person that falls off a roof!) AND some stuff about the celebrities I met as I researched my next book 'Can Tea Really Make You Invisible?' My name is Zelda Halopile and I really enjoy your face right now, it's like a never-ending... More > meringue x< Less
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  • By Randy Culture
    Jun 15, 2012
    Fantastic book, need I say any more. The moment the book arrived, I settled down to have a read only to find myself in stiches seconds later. The agonies are pretty out there and the answers even more so. You will find yourself reading so hard that putting the book down will be nigh on impossible. There is some great artwork and I have discovered a website for Absurd Agonies too which is great for those who have completed the book. The fun goes on and on. I cant wait for the next release!!
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May 2, 2012
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