Hello, my name is Zelda andI am a masked writer. I live in Belfast where I can keep moist with the persistant rain.
As well as being a writer, I am a witch, a reviewer, a watcher, an eater, a stalker and an enigma. I have a website called AbsurdAgonies where I review everything from books right the way through to your mother's face. There you can also keep up to date with my future books, products/projects, videos and other ramblings. Get in touch with me via the website if you have a review request, OR if you want to help out!
If you like to smile, or be offended, or become confused then you will love my books and style of writing... and me.
Illustrations and cover art by Tumulu -
Thanks for reading; I hope you do not have a rash. I had eye-rash once and it was a major inconvenience.