Using the traditional fraternity form of a lesson book for new brothers, Bill 'Little Kid Guy' Gates, Jr. explains how -- as... More > fraternity social director -- he arranged the parties for Homecoming, got a puppy, lost his girlfriend, became a nude model for a powerful hairdresser, freed a kidnapped NSA scientist, defeated a madman bent on Armageddon, and almost became the King of the World. Bill's first lesson: Listen to your nightmares. < Less

Why should the toilet seat be down? What do you do about a possum in the garage? How do you know when you're a man? How can... More > we save blondes from extinction ... Steve Sommers answers these questions - and many, many more. < Less

Gary ‘Little Kid Guy’ Gates has been having bad dreams.
He’s been dreaming that he’s a soldier in an endless,... More > horrible, bloody war. Night after night he goes into battle, though lately these dreams have been getting worse for him - more real.
But Gary has other fish to fry. He’s an important man at his frat – the social director. With the University homecoming arriving, Gary must fulfill his myriad organizational functions. It’s so inconvenient that his girlfriend has been fighting with him and that he’s been coming into conflict with his other fraternity brothers. This just looks like the absolute end of the world to him.
And he may be right.
A seeming lunatic who calls himself the ‘King of the World’ appears to have the answer to Gary’s bad dreams. Not only that, he might also hold the key to Gary’s secret ambition – ultimate power. < Less

Why was Bob Cratchit a lousy clark?
Would Scrooge have been right to show him the door?
Steve Sommers tells you why.
**This... More > has the same essays as 'Evil Super-Villains' with no politics or religion** < Less

Why should the toilet seat be down?
What do you do about a possum in the garage?
How do you know when you're a man?
How can... More > we save blondes from extinction?
... Steve Sommers answers these questions - and many, many more < Less

Alex Aho has a mystery. His room-mates are not who they seem and Alex is going on a long trip. He just doesn't know it yet.

Why should the toilet seat be down?
What do you do about a possum in the garage?
How do you know when you're a man?
How can... More > we save blondes from extinction?
... Steve Sommers answers these questions - and many, many more < Less

Using the traditional fraternity form of a lesson book for new brothers, Bill ‘Little Kid Guy’ Gates, Jr. explains how... More > -– as fraternity social director –- he arranged the parties for Homecoming, got a puppy, lost his girlfriend, became a nude model for a powerful hairdresser, freed a kidnapped NSA scientist, defeated a madman bent on Armageddon, and almost became the King of the World.

Bill’s first lesson: Listen to your nightmares. < Less

Using the traditional fraternity form of a lesson book for new brothers, Bill ‘Little Kid Guy’ Gates, Jr. explains how... More > -– as fraternity social director –- he arranged the parties for Homecoming, got a puppy, lost his girlfriend, became a nude model for a powerful hairdresser, freed a kidnapped NSA scientist, defeated a madman bent on Armageddon, and almost became the King of the World.

Bill’s first lesson: Listen to your nightmares. < Less

Why was Bob Cratchit a lousy clark?
Would Scrooge have been right to show him the door?
Steve Sommers tells you why.
**This... More > has the same essays as 'Evil Super-Villains' with no politics or religion** < Less