“Children’s Tales of the Universe is a totally new and inventive type of book, combining science fiction, comedy, and... More > philosophy.”



Is there life outside of Earth? Yes, but we haven’t seen it because of a tourism industry. There is also a black hole too strong to allow even gravity to escape its depths, a universe full of cube-shaped communists, a popular sport combining soccer and racecars and much, much more. Tony, a human mistaken for a prophet by the Universe’s ruler, is forced out into the Universe and gets caught in conspiracies, plots, and stupidity.


“CTU was hilarious. I had no idea that these two twelve year olds could write this well.” < Less

The Universe isn't as peaceful as it used to be. Wars are frequent. Worries of a weakening oyster market send ripples... More > through the economy. The space efficient communist Cube People are getting stronger. People wonder if a universe filled with nothing could harm them. One of the few lights in this age of darkness is Presleytarianism, a religion celebrating the king of rock and roll. Everyone wonders: what does the future hold?

Worship your Vermin is the sequel to Children's Tales of the Universe. < Less

“Children’s Tales of the Universe is a totally new and inventive type of book, combining science fiction, comedy, and... More > philosophy.”



Is there life outside of Earth? Yes, but we haven’t seen it because of a tourism industry. There is also a black hole too strong to allow even gravity to escape its depths, a universe full of cube-shaped communists, a popular sport combining soccer and racecars and much, much more. Tony, a human mistaken for a prophet by the Universe’s ruler, is forced out into the Universe and gets caught in conspiracies, plots, and stupidity.


“CTU was hilarious. I had no idea that these two twelve year olds could write this well.” < Less

“Children’s Tales of the Universe is a totally new and inventive type of book, combining science fiction, comedy, and... More > philosophy.”



Is there life outside of Earth? Yes, but we haven’t seen it because of a tourism industry. There is also a black hole too strong to allow even gravity to escape its depths, a universe full of cube-shaped communists, a popular sport combining soccer and racecars and much, much more. Tony, a human mistaken for a prophet by the Universe’s ruler, is forced out into the Universe and gets caught in conspiracies, plots, and stupidity.


“CTU was hilarious. I had no idea that these two twelve year olds could write this well.” < Less

The Universe isn't as peaceful as it used to be. Wars are frequent. Worries of a weakening oyster market send ripples... More > through the economy. The space efficient communist Cube People are getting stronger. People wonder if a universe filled with nothing could harm them. One of the few lights in this age of darkness is Presleytarianism, a religion celebrating the king of rock and roll. Everyone wonders: what does the future hold?

Worship your Vermin is the sequel to Children's Tales of the Universe. < Less