“Children’s Tales of the Universe is a totally new and inventive type of book, combining science fiction, comedy, and philosophy.”
Is there life outside of Earth? Yes, but we... More > haven’t seen it because of a tourism industry. There is also a black hole too strong to allow even gravity to escape its depths, a universe full of cube-shaped communists, a popular sport combining soccer and racecars and much, much more. Tony, a human mistaken for a prophet by the Universe’s ruler, is forced out into the Universe and gets caught in conspiracies, plots, and stupidity.
“CTU was hilarious. I had no idea that these two twelve year olds could write this well.”< Less
The Universe isn't as peaceful as it used to be. Wars are frequent. Worries of a weakening oyster market send ripples through the economy. The space efficient communist Cube People are getting... More > stronger. People wonder if a universe filled with nothing could harm them. One of the few lights in this age of darkness is Presleytarianism, a religion celebrating the king of rock and roll. Everyone wonders: what does the future hold?
Worship your Vermin is the sequel to Children's Tales of the Universe.< Less
“Children’s Tales of the Universe is a totally new and inventive type of book, combining science fiction, comedy, and philosophy.”
Is there life outside of Earth? Yes, but we... More > haven’t seen it because of a tourism industry. There is also a black hole too strong to allow even gravity to escape its depths, a universe full of cube-shaped communists, a popular sport combining soccer and racecars and much, much more. Tony, a human mistaken for a prophet by the Universe’s ruler, is forced out into the Universe and gets caught in conspiracies, plots, and stupidity.
“CTU was hilarious. I had no idea that these two twelve year olds could write this well.”< Less
“Children’s Tales of the Universe is a totally new and inventive type of book, combining science fiction, comedy, and philosophy.”
Is there life outside of Earth? Yes, but we... More > haven’t seen it because of a tourism industry. There is also a black hole too strong to allow even gravity to escape its depths, a universe full of cube-shaped communists, a popular sport combining soccer and racecars and much, much more. Tony, a human mistaken for a prophet by the Universe’s ruler, is forced out into the Universe and gets caught in conspiracies, plots, and stupidity.
“CTU was hilarious. I had no idea that these two twelve year olds could write this well.”< Less
The Universe isn't as peaceful as it used to be. Wars are frequent. Worries of a weakening oyster market send ripples through the economy. The space efficient communist Cube People are getting... More > stronger. People wonder if a universe filled with nothing could harm them. One of the few lights in this age of darkness is Presleytarianism, a religion celebrating the king of rock and roll. Everyone wonders: what does the future hold?
Worship your Vermin is the sequel to Children's Tales of the Universe.< Less
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