Godfrey Bishop lands the “best job in the world” on a top shelf magazine but soon discovers that reality and fantasy... More > don’t make for good bed fellows.

Based on his own best-selling novel of the same name, Danny King takes the audience on a journey through the highs and lows, ups and downs and ins and outs of the adult industry in a riotous one-man review.


“Maintains the pace and energy of the book – a difficult trick to pull off... pardon me” – The Stage

“Watching a woman in the audience who looked like Mary Whitehouse chortle along to every cock, tit and fanny joke was worth the admission price alone” – Broadway Baby < Less

Static caravan magazine Editor, Andrew Nolan, is going nowhere and he knows it. Other people might fight in wars or rescue... More > toddlers from burning building or make breakthroughs in cancer research but not Andrew. He just writes about caravans – and static ones at that.

To escape the drudgery Andrew daydreams about zombies, monsters and the sexual intrigues of his co-workers, but soon his daydreams are taking on a very real shape when his young and attractive secretary, Elenor, starts making eyes at him. Or is she? Is it all in his imagination or is Elenor just flirting with him to relieve her own monotony? It's so difficult to tell.

Married to his Uni sweetheart, Andrew carefree years came and went before he knew it. Could this be his last chance for a little excitement?

Andrew Nolan yearns for something to shake up his life. He’s about to get his wish. Although it’ll be the last thing he expected. And the worst experience of his life.

But it’ll finally put his fantasies to bed once and for all. < Less

Britain reinstates Capital Punishment. Third to hang is notorious serial killer, Jammal Grey, alias the Dulwich Ripper. DI... More > Robert Bowman, the man who led the investigation, becomes an overnight hero following Grey’s capture.

But three weeks after the execution, the nation is stunned when Bowman’s own daughter is murdered in a copycat killing. Who could have done this? How could this have happened? Bowman knows who. And he knows how.

Evidence crucial to Grey’s conviction was tainted; fabricated by the DI when it looked like Grey might walk. Only Bowman knew of it. Bowman and of course the real killer.

For the Ripper is still out there. And now he has a hold over the very man who was supposed to have brought him to justice.

Now Bowman must hunt down the Ripper again, although this time he's on his own. Using only his initiative, his experience and his underworld connections, he must find the killer before more young women die.

And before the truth comes out. < Less

John Coal is the town oddball. Old, crotchety, pungent and solitary, he lives in a scary old house that is almost as rundown... More > as he and sees out his days shuffling around the streets harvesting his neighbours’ skips for scrap.

The local kids take great delight in plaguing him morning, noon and night but they’ve chosen the wrong old coot to mess with, because John Coal is no ordinary man. He knows where the bodies are buried. He’s been to the outer limits. He is a keeper of dark secrets. Murder, monsters, demons and bi-polar vampires: he has seen them all and lived to tell the tale.

Now, if he is to rid himself of his woes, he must dig into the deepest recesses of his past and use these terrible experiences to convince his tormentors he’s not just an old man to be messed with.

He is John Coal – the Monster Man of Horror House. < Less

Mark Jones is a henchman for hire. He guards bunkers, patrols perimeters and stands around in a boiler suit
waiting to get... More > knocked out by Ninjas. This is his job.

He has worked for some of the most notorious super
villains the world has ever known – Doctor Thalassocrat, Victor Soliman, Polonius Crump; Mark was with each of them when they met their makers at the hands of British Secret Service super-spy, Jack Tempest, and lived to tell the tale – if not pay the bills.

Still for every hour under gunfire there are weeks and months of sitting around on monorails so Jones starts a book club with his fellow henchmen to help pass the time.

It was only meant to be a bit of fun.

It was never meant to save the world.

From the bestselling author of The Burglar Diaries < Less