What can be said about a book called "Anal Sex Haiku, Lascivious Limericks & Other Drivel" that can't be surmised from the title? This book contains: 335 Anal Sex Haiku - Explore the world through the rosebud-colored glasses of a man who finds anal sex hidden everywhere: from Shakespeare to sports to religion to pop culture. After all, subtext is buttsex... if you look at it correctly. 400 Limericks - Covering a broad spectrum of sexual topics, they're risqué and risible. That's lewd and laughable in layman's lingo. Oh, sure, they're often offensive but, if you've read this far, that's probably not a problem for you. Other Drivel - This includes 32 miscellaneous haiku, 758 endnotes and the ever-popular Schröedinger's Cock. Due to the explicit content of the book, it's only suitable for people aged 18 years and up. What I mean to say is that it's only available to people aged 18 years and up. In truth, it's not suitable for anyone.