Part 3 of the Toddlers story sees the crew of Warrior One return to Earth to test the new Super Toddler! Will things go to plan? Not really. Warrior One has been shot down. Choon is missing. And... More > the space ship is surrounded by soldiers. Another tale of silliness, chaos and confusion from David Hallamshire. A delightful tale for the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less
Part 2 of this hilarious story of inept aliens testing their latest Toddler weapon on Earth. Officer Vibrak and his crew return with a new model of robotic Toddler, but will everything go to plan?... More > Probably not. Fasten your seat belts for lots of snot, goo, explosions and mayhem. Aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less
Officer Vibrak and his inept crew are given the task of going to Earth and testing a new weapon. What is it? A robotic human toddler that destroys everything in its path with a combination of... More > curiosity, dribble and snot! All goes to plan until three of the little robots are parted from the main group and need rescuing. This hilarious romp carries all the hallmarks of David Hallamshire's love of slapstick and a sense of the ridiculous. A delightfully funny tale aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less
If you have been in a band, want to be in a band, or know someone in a band then this is the book for you. A tongue in cheek guide to all aspects of being a struggling musician, from buying that... More > first instrument to recording deals. Broadcast twice on The Mark Radcliffe Show, BBC Radio One.< Less
Zarrow is an apprentice wizard. To qualify as a full wizard he must complete The Task of The Apprentice. His Task is to make a magical staff from the tree of Redarrberrar. Meanwhile...Ravenback, a... More > wizard apprentice on the dark side has to complete his own Task. His Task is to kill a White Wizard Apprentice. Wizards, dragons, maidens, pirates and a talking horse all get thrown into the comedy cauldron in David Hallamshire's hilarious comedy fantasy. Aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less
The crew of Warrior One return to earth for another chaotic mission. This time, will things go to plan? Well...not really. Warrior One has been shot down by their own Super Toddler weapons. ... More > Officer Choon is missing and the ship is surrounded by soldiers. Will they escape? Will Officer Choon get back to the ship? Find out in the third book in the popular Toddler series. Another tale of silliness and confused aliens from award winning author David Hallamshire, aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less
The famous Morgan statue has been found again! But will the two inept robbers get to keep their loot, or will the most eccentric pirate ship in the Caribbean relieve them of their prize? A very... More > funny tale of daring-do set against a background of greed, grog and bad teeth.< Less
Aliens come to earth to test a weapon so dangerous they daren't test it on their own planet. What is it? a robotic human toddler! A delightful combination of slapstick, sci-fi and situation comedy... More > from Award winning author David Hallamshire.< Less
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