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Bouncy Women By David Hallamshire
eBook (ePub): $2.19
Planet Darsee has a problem! They have run out of fat women. Doomed to a path of extinction they send two men, an erotic dance troupe called the Slide Brothers, to planet Earth with the task of... More > bringing back Big Bouncy Beautiful women. Following closely behind is Starton, a member of the fascist Fashion Industry, whose job it is to kill the Slide Brothers before they complete their mission. And following behind him is Mr Brakkman, the Fashion Industry's professional hitman whose job it is to... Well you get the idea. Another manic, slapstick, satirical tale from David Hallamshire containing all the plot twists, hilarity, and big bouncy beautiful women you could wish for.< Less
The Yorkshire Bible Stories By David Hallamshire
Paperback: $6.99
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The Yorkshire Bible Stories is a collection of Old Testament stories told in Yorkshire dialect.
The Yorkshire Fables By David Hallamshire
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The Yorkshire Fables is a collection of traditional children's stories told in Yorkshire dialect. Jack and The Bean Stalk, Cinderella, Humpty Dumpty among others. This is a follow up to The... More > Yorkshire Bible Stories, which was an equally bizarre idea. But well...it works.< Less
The Yorkshire Version of Exodus By David Hallamshire
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The Yorkshire (version of) Exodus by David Hallamshire is the old testament story of Moses told in Yorkshire dialect. This is a follow up to the popular Yorkshire Bible Stories.
The Yorkshire Version of Exodus By David Hallamshire
eBook (ePub): $2.75
The full biblical story of Exodus told in Yorkshire dialect. A follow-up to the very popular Yorkshire Bible Stories by David Hallamshire.
The Yorkshire Fables By David Hallamshire
eBook (ePub): $1.60
Famous fables, "Cinderella", "Jack and The Bean Stalk" etc told in Yorkshire dialect in David Hallamshire's usual tongue-in-cheek style.
Stone Deaf and Everything: The Rock Musician's Survival Manual By David Hallamshire
eBook (ePub): $2.02
If you have been in a band, want to be in a band, or know someone in a band then this is the book for you. A tongue in cheek guide to all aspects of being a struggling musician, from buying that... More > first instrument to recording deals. Broadcast twice on The Mark Radcliffe Show, BBC Radio One.< Less
Toddlers From Outer Space By David Hallamshire
eBook (ePub): $1.60
Officer Vibrak and his inept crew are given the task of going to Earth and testing a new weapon. What is it? A robotic human toddler that destroys everything in its path with a combination of... More > curiosity, dribble and snot! All goes to plan until three of the little robots are parted from the main group and need rescuing. This hilarious romp carries all the hallmarks of David Hallamshire's love of slapstick and a sense of the ridiculous. A delightfully funny tale aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less
Toddlers from Outer Space: Two By David Hallamshire
eBook (ePub): $1.60
Part 2 of this hilarious story of inept aliens testing their latest Toddler weapon on Earth. Officer Vibrak and his crew return with a new model of robotic Toddler, but will everything go to plan?... More > Probably not. Fasten your seat belts for lots of snot, goo, explosions and mayhem. Aimed at the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less
Toddlers From Outer Space: Three By David Hallamshire
eBook (ePub): $1.60
Part 3 of the Toddlers story sees the crew of Warrior One return to Earth to test the new Super Toddler! Will things go to plan? Not really. Warrior One has been shot down. Choon is missing. And... More > the space ship is surrounded by soldiers. Another tale of silliness, chaos and confusion from David Hallamshire. A delightful tale for the younger reader but also a treat for adults.< Less