Truck driver warlocks, SEAL Team 6, ASCII art, developing inner peace, DIY music schemes, people returning from the dead,... More > Marcel Proust, motorcycle road trips, growing blue roses, southern gothic stories, Nietzsche's eternal recurrence, lawn mower businesses, William Faulkner, strange works of art, unusual poems, bows and arrows, horror stories, growing tobacco, L-arginine, living in vans down by the river, Samuel Beckett, entrepreneurs, bad police men, and more... Crazy Fucker In Paradise by Jason Earls has every topic you've ever been curious about in one convenient location. < Less

A collection of mathematical articles and short stories that feature math in some way. Brilliant numbers, squares,... More > revrepfigits, palindromes, triangular numbers, Google primes, mock-rational numbers, concrete primes and more are covered; while the short stories contain humor, history, philosophy, art, mysticism, zen, and science fiction. This book represents approximately ten years of mathematical research. < Less

This book covers almost every guitar technique used by modern guitar virtuosos and explains them in simple terms anyone can... More > understand. Topics include arpeggios, finger tapping, artificial and muted harmonics, exotic scales and chords, modes, "outside" playing, and more, along with never before published methods such as the "wah-wham" technique, unorthodox tremolo bar manipulations, and out-of-the-box thinking exercises. Extensive musical examples are provided in tablature form, no traditional music reading skills necessary. Topics tangential to guitar playing yet still of interest to guitarists are also included, such as how to find band members, taking care of your hands, how to get gigs, and more. The author draws upon his 20 years of guitar playing experience to provide genuine "insider" information, much of which has never appeared elsewhere. Guitarists of all levels will find a plethora of knowledge within this book to dramatically improve their proficiency on the instrument. < Less

Drop dead gorgeous males...
Zombie kittens...
Musical gifts from God...
Weightlifting routines of wrestling... More > badasses...
Postmodern philosophy and Jacques Derrida...
Invasions by ghouls...
Riding bikes with alcoholics...
Textual primes and concrete mathematics...
Malts with stomach-churning ingredients...
Finding gold plates in your backyard...
Mystical striving...
Naked lesbian stalkers...
Homemade blow torches...
Slot machine history with playing tips...
Wonderful Demlo numbers...

The Drop Dead Gorgeous Man With Sex Magic & other stories has it all. < Less

After being attacked by a homeless man, Roger Treebolt discovers a strange list of information that soon gives him insomnia.... More > Enter Frank, a mysterious man in an orange raincoat who flies Roger to a secluded cave in the mountains, where he's introduced to Morzan the Slayer and his Telaheens, and quickly learns of a dangerous alien conspiracy. After a short conversation with God, Roger Treebolt receives a supernatural number sequence plus a powerful weapon, and soon enough an intense battle is underway... (Three bonus short stories also included.) < Less

Ingenious tickling machines, one hundred point bucks, knife fights at class reunions, death metal bands having deep... More > philosophy discussions, law-breaking poster tricks, a blues guitarist meeting Eric Clapton in the form of Barack Obama, flying quad-runners, world record back busters, 'That Man is a Sinner' by Jason Earls has it all. < Less

Exploding head syndrome, computations on the 196-Problem, selling FFA sausage door-to-door, tips on boosting your... More > intelligence, world record snoring, Navy SEAL workouts, inhibitions & Vaslav Nijinsky, summing infinite series, interpreting reality and postmodern philosophy, cycling workouts, kiting checks, drinking cheap cologne, prime numbers, handstand pushups, St. Padre Pio, cutting edge poetry, Donald Trump quotes, pimps and pig latin, UFC champions, fun with tongue twisters, and more... How to make Your Own Head Explode by Jason Earls has just about every subject you've ever wanted to read about all in one convenient place. < Less

Jason Earls is a writer, guitarist, and computational number theorist who specializes in employing the Gongorism literary... More > style to write experimental novels, technical manuals, and poignant Southern Gothic works. He is the author of That Man is a Sinner, How to Become a Guitar Player from Hell, The Lowbrow Experimental Mathematician, Red Zen, Mathematical Bliss, Underground Guitar Handbook, Heartless Bastard In Ecstasy, Primitive Knife Manual (with Scene Williams), A Cringe-Meister in the Bathos-Shere, Cocoon of Terror, and other books available at Amazon.com and other book stores. His fiction and mathematical work have been published in Death Head Grin ezine, Red Scream, Yankee Pot Roast, M-Brane SF, Scientia Magna, three of Clifford Pickover’s books, Neometropolis, Mathworld.com, AlienSkin, Recreational and Educational Computing, Escaping Elsewhere, Thirteen, Prime Curios, Dogmatika, the Online Encyclopedia of Integer Sequences, OG’s Speculative Fiction, Nocturnal Ooze, and other publications. < Less

After being attacked by a homeless man, Roger Treebolt discovers a strange list of information that soon gives him insomnia.... More > Enter Frank, a mysterious man in an orange raincoat who flies Roger to a secluded cave in the mountains, where he's introduced to Morzan the Slayer and his Telaheens, and quickly learns of a dangerous alien conspiracy. After a short conversation with God, Roger Treebolt receives a supernatural number sequence plus a powerful weapon, and soon enough an intense battle is underway... (Three bonus short stories also included.) < Less

A cyclopean mystic with an overwhelming impulse to destroy ... a decapitated writer who cannot die ... a musician who... More > invents a supernatural instrument to win the artist she loves ... an electrical engineer who uses lucid dreaming techniques to discern the cause of his wife's death ... Only four of the astonishing characters you will discover in this collection of short stories.
The tales in this book combine traditional horror with elements of fantasy, science fiction, and magical realism to create worlds you can visit to transcend any level of reality with which you have grown comfortable. (For audio versions of some of the stories, click the author's name above.) < Less