CHAOS! DEATH! DODOS! Life in small town England was supposed to be easy. You grew up, got the grades, went to university, got a career, fell in love. This is what you were told, all along the way. So why did it all go so wrong? What happened to land you here, in the city, in a job you hate, with no girlfriend and no real life? Does there seem to be no way out of the hole you're in? Are you completely unable to adapt to modern life? Are you hurtling towards extinction? Do you actually care? Are you, in short, a human Dodo?