Three Welsh rogues, Danny, Todger and Wassname cause chaos in the valleys’ town where they live. When Customs and Excise raid Todger’s premises to find their illicit liquor still, the... More > lads pour the booze down the drain. A frustrated policeman sits down to have a smoke and drops the lighted match. The explosion causes flames to leap out of the drain pipes and melt the plastic gutters.
Ma Parker who is on the toilet in the house next door screams blue murder as flames leap out from her toilet pan and singe her bum.
Danny flies the hang glider down the mountainside and spots the ginger piece and her boyfriend playing hide the sausage. He swoops so low that he nearly scorches the poor chap’s bottom, and her screams can be heard in the town centre.
From destroying the Rugby Club’s lawnmower to burning down the Legion Hall, the boys, ever willing to help, always somehow end up causing devastation.
But can their desire to help succeed when they try to blow up the Welsh Assembly?< Less
A case of infidelity is the start of Hislop, the overweight, cowardly detective’s task. Employed by an ex girl friend to get the goods on her husband’s activities with his personal... More > assistant, starts off the big man’s nightmare. The husband is involved with a gang of Nigerian crooks who steal expensive luxury cars in the U.K. They are stripped down to their component parts and shipped out to Nigeria. Hislop’s task is to travel to Nigeria,locate where the car parts are collected and find the Nigerian crooks involved in the lucrative business. But the most important part of the investigation changes, and Hislop discovers that the Nigerians source millions of pounds worth of drugs and ship them into the U.K. to flood our streets with cocaine, causing misery and despair. He is assured that he will be in no personal danger, he will have complete back – up, that his every whim will be attended to, and that he will earn a lot of money. He listens and is convinced, but is any job that easy?< Less
A young boy’s burning ambition to go to sea is realised when he is offered a place on a vessel sailing to America. He gets drunk at a party thrown by American boys and his ship sails without... More > him.
To avoid the authorities, who he thinks will jail him as an illegal immigrant, he goes on the run.
He is kidnapped, forced to help in a bank robbery, and threatened with death. He manages to escape his captors, taking their loot with him, but is chased across Texas.
Attempted murder, robbery, shipwreck, and the love of a beautiful senorita keep the adventure racing to its conclusion.< Less
Kidnapped, crated up like animals and shipped out to the Middle East, three beautiful English women will be sold into slavery.
It's up to Hislop to rescue them. Hislop the vastly overweight private... More > detective, hater of violence, hater of anything which smacks of danger to himself. Reluctant to help but forced into it by circumstances.
Raza the psychopathic Arab who threatens to make Hislop a eunuch, terrifying the life out of the big detective.
Lee the suspect terrorist who befriends them and promises to help them escape their captors.
Can he be trusted?
Lies, deceit, false promises, murder. Their ordeal seems never ending.< Less
I felt disillusioned, very disappointed and severely let down after tasting the bland and sometimes inedible versions of my favourite foods on the supermarket shelves.
The sausages, faggots, meat... More > pies and pasties on offer were so poor in quality and low in meat content as to be barely legal. The additives and artificial ingredients they contained were so horrendous, that the thought of eating such rubbish filled me with horror.
So I decided to make my own< Less
Kidnapped, crated up like animals and shipped out to the Middle East, three beautiful English women will be sold into slavery. It's up to Hislop to rescue them. Hislop the vastly overweight private... More > detective, hater of violence, hater of anything which smacks of danger to himself. Reluctant to help but forced into it by circumstances. Raza the psychopathic Arab who threatens to make Hislop a eunuch, terrifying the life out of the big detective. Lee the suspect terrorist who befriends them and promises to help them escape their captors. Can he be trusted Lies, deceit, false promises, murder. Their ordeal seems never ending.< Less
Kidnapped, crated up like animals and shipped out to the Middle East, three beautiful English women will be sold into slavery.
It's up to Hislop to rescue them. Hislop the vastly overweight private... More > detective, hater of violence, hater of anything which smacks of danger to himself. Reluctant to help but forced into it by circumstances.
Raza the psychopathic Arab who threatens to make Hislop a eunuch, terrifying the life out of the big detective.
Lee the suspect terrorist who befriends them and promises to help them escape their captors.
Can he be trusted?
Lies, deceit, false promises, murder. Their ordeal seems never ending.< Less
A case of infidelity is the start of Hislop, the overweight, cowardly detective’s task. Employed by an ex girl friend to get the goods on her husband’s activities with his personal... More > assistant, starts off the big man’s nightmare. The husband is involved with a gang of Nigerian crooks who steal expensive luxury cars in the U.K. They are stripped down to their component parts and shipped out to Nigeria. Hislop’s task is to travel to Nigeria,locate where the car parts are collected and find the Nigerian crooks involved in the lucrative business. But the most important part of the investigation changes, and Hislop discovers that the Nigerians source millions of pounds worth of drugs and ship them into the U.K. to flood our streets with cocaine, causing misery and despair. He is assured that he will be in no personal danger, he will have complete back – up, that his every whim will be attended to, and that he will earn a lot of money. He listens and is convinced, but is any job that easy?< Less
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