Step 1. Close door: Carefully. Step 2. Put down keys Step 3. Walk over to kettle Step 4. Switch kettle on and start whistling (preferably a nice piece of Gershwin, although Beethoven also seems to go down well). Step 5. Approach urn. Step 6. Caress, lightly. “Hello Genie.” Page Length: 24 Word Count: 6,861 Free download: reviews and ratings, both good and bad, are much appreciated :-)

For Darcy Edwards, time is running out. He has ten days to find True Love, and the latest mystic tip says that she is waiting in a gallery, somewhere in London. All he has to do now is find her, fall in love and convince her to marry him before Day 100 comes rolling in... "This extremely witty story will have you laughing out loud at its irrepressible good humour and charming, crazy, and colourful characters ... Darcy and Sophie are not your average romance couple, but then, this is not your average romance"Review by Autiotalo Page Length: 55 Word Count: 12,131

For Darcy Edwards, time is running out. He has ten days to find True Love, and the latest mystic tip says that she is waiting in a gallery, somewhere in London. All he has to do now is find her, fall in love and convince her to marry him before Day 100 comes rolling in... "This extremely witty story will have you laughing out loud at its irrepressible good humour and charming, crazy, and colourful characters ... Darcy and Sophie are not your average romance couple, but then, this is not your average romance"Review by Autiotalo Page Length: 55 Word Count: 12,131