A short and corny read about witches, vampires, and werewolves. I didn't win NaNoWriMo

Without a doubt the most formidable candy fantasy ever written. It has wizards, barbarians, elves, dwarves, evil verses good and enough romantic entanglements to gag a dragon. It has formal balls, merciless battles and hand to hand combats. It is the corniest collection of twaddle ever composed by man. It is cliché, cheesy, overly romantic and thoroughly enjoyable. You will feel guilty for reading it. You will feel guiltier for enjoying it. You will swoon at the conclusion. Guaranteed one happy ending with many sighs included.