Book 3 in the Threat Hamster series. Includes the terrible War Of The Decorators, the ghastly saga of Sheep Gropers Retreat,... More > and other really sickening things. Useful if you're thinking of giving someone a really confusing birthday present, or a way of getting them to stop talking to you. < Less

Gothic Black is fun. There are the good folk of the little town of Pithcurdle, bleeding clocks as proof of sanity among art... More > experts, and The War Of The Undead, for those who need reassurance. It's like Wall Street, but much more intelligent. < Less

First book in the series. The Threat-Hamsters run the world, as heads of the Scientocracy. The fact that most of the... More > remaining humans are disappearing seems a bit odd, so Insipidia Threat-Hamster tries to find out from the humans if there's anything wrong with that. She finds herself dealing with the Celtic immortals, the Mimblys. There's some question whether anyone wants to save the human race at all. Things then get much less clear.

This was my first book, and I wrote it pretty much as the sort of book I'd like to read. I detest formula writing, and this is about as far removed as I could get. < Less

Second book in the Threat-Hamster series. Seems some people prefer paper. Sorry, trees, but I guess there are worse ways to wind up than as a book.

What do you do when someone is deliberately trying to wreck an advertising agency? Obviously, you get a dog food... More > manufacturer and a partner who hate the business side, and take on the entire industry.

Ads is the book that wouldn't go away. After I'd written the first Threat-Hamster, I started to wonder if I could write a "normal" novel. This is the result. Normal, it ain't. < Less

Anyone who's ever tried living with a real gardener knows that the mind is a very strange place. This is a bit of fun about... More > gardening and gardeners' views of the world. < Less

Sadly, humor is based on associative logic. That’s why so many people don’t get jokes.

Statement:

“The sewerage... More > workers are here!”

Possible responses:

“Sorry, no refunds.”
“Slumming, are they?”
“Yes, it’s a great day for sewerage.”
“No choir and orchestra?”

This is a book to give to people you like. Alternatively, it can be given to people you don't like to make sure you never see them again. < Less

What do you do when someone is deliberately trying to wreck an advertising agency? Obviously, you get a dog food... More > manufacturer and a partner who hate the business side, and take on the entire industry.

Ads is the book that wouldn't go away. After I'd written the first Threat-Hamster, I started to wonder if I could write a "normal" novel. This is the result. Normal, it ain't. < Less

The Good Manager isn't the guy from Rent A Cliche. Careerists and sycophants get fired like popcorn. The business is... More > fraudproofed and designed from top to bottom on the High Road approach. This book isn't for idiots. The people who know their stuff should get a laugh, and maybe a few tips on taking out the trash. Enjoy! < Less

This is an exploration of the idea of being a person in this alleged society. The idea is to study the relationship between... More > being yourself and your life.

It's semi serious, and can be used as the basis of intelligent debates. Alternatively it can be given to status obsessed people you know won't understand a word of it, to make them leave you alone. < Less