my neighbours wrote these for me to take to court to help me see my kids again.

it were either beckingham palace or buckingham palace. beckingham comes first both alphabetically and geographically. not... More > knowing if i had enough petrol to get back, fcuk it, beckinghams close enuff. they got the photo of sid outside. maybe buck house will get a visit next pay day. with a better camera i hope. who knows, there could be a lot of tourists that day. im sure a bloke standin outside buck house gates with a four lions flag, an england benny hat, and this english bull terrier, will be a popular photo opportunity. for a few coins ill pose beside anyone who wants to have their photo took with us. it could pay the B & B were goin to have to stay out. its either that or kip in the car. who knows, beckham might even get me an invite in, once hes found the balls to call at my door like i did his. < Less

as book covers go, id say this one takes some beatin. the sole aim s to grabe your imagination. every pic on this site can be found in the complete book.

i gave up a job i loved for 15 years to begin writing the story of my family. the most amazing true story ever told. the... More > funniest, saddest highly inspirational book. it may even change your life. ive spent the last few years making it better. i want to publish it online. < Less