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Welcome one and all to the mind of David Beris Edwards, Britain's third weirdest performance poet, playwright, artist and crab. He currently has but one book available, but more will undoubtedly follow in the near future. Hoorah.

  United Kingdom

Balmy Slots
Contra-Realist Ear-Fancies for the Disollusioned Mind! Featuring: It Tickles When I Yawn - An Anti-Drama for Three Voices (You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll feel slightly woozy and maybe have a sit down for a bit!!) Splat Poetry in action!!! Marvel as myself, an American Man and a LADY shriek, bellow, whisper and sing some words that I wrote down on a piece of paper and attempt to destroy a piano!!!! Strip Ludo - an epic song/poem/monologue malarky with many noises beingk emitted from a keyboard. NEARLY FIVE MINUTES TOO LONG!!!!! Anxiety Plays - a dramatic fragment by Kurt Schwitters arranged and performed for your ears alone by me!!!!!! SOME POEMS AND COUGHING!!!!!!! Balmy Slots is bound to be the must-have sound art/spoken word/possibly comedy but probably just sub-Dada bollocks album of this, or indeed any millennium!!!!!!!!
Disc: $5.50
 
Ballyhoo
Collected Contra-Realist spewings from the mind of David Beris Edwards. A Dada-licious mishmash of absurd, nonsensical poetry, bizarre plays and surreal stories guarenteed to make you laugh until you vomit through your nose. NEARLY FOUR COPIES SOLD WORLDWIDE!!
Print: $16.74
Download: $4.00
 
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