Moonwash Tea: A Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, in the idyllic land of Salmagundi, there lived a beautiful princess... Unfortunately, the princess is a sadist who enjoys chucking her subjects off the castle walls. There is also the matter of Brog, a giant sea monster that literally feeds on people's nightmares. The conflict begins when the princess, to her great consternation, falls in love with one of her slaves, sparking a chain of events that will change the face of Salmagundi forever (or at least give Brog a major case of indigestion)... "I couldn't put it down." - Sleeping Beauty "Forget Honah Lee... Salmagundi is the place to frolic." - Puff the Magic Dragon "Brag rak balak chuk bo leeka chomp!" - The New York Troll Book Review