Do Rats Eat Soap?

Born totally blind and unwanted, I was, thankfully raised by “ladies of the night” in a brothel in New Orleans, which is in the United States of America. This is the story of how I raised myself against overwhelming odds to become the first white President of Rwanda! Well that is not true but:- As they say, “Do not judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes”. As I see it, at least that way, you are a mile away from him and are possibly in possession of a decent pair of shoes! He cannot run after you barefoot! As for me, I was born in a grey time under grey skies and I cannot help but let a little light and colour in now and then. So, bring on the crayons!