NewsKnight: The Legend Of Sir Nicholas Witchell

Have you ever wondered whether the celebrities who so eagerly accept their knighthoods, orders, decorations and medals from the Queen fully understand the resulting obligations they then have to the United Kingdom? Presupposing Nicholas Witchell, famed ex-royal correspondent for the BBC and inter-gender newsroom wrestling champion, were to recieve such an honour, how well would he stand up to such a test? A Mix of humour and horror, dragons and trolls, child stars and oscar winning actors, scientists and monkeys, Whisky and Irn Bru, and most of all tea. A B-movie of a book.