The Coffee Table Book of Rejected Coffee Table Books

A book of rejected book ideas. Author Athol Birtley submitted a new coffee table book proposal to publishers every fortnight for twelve months. All were rejected. He then submitted a coffee table book proposal for a compilation of rejected coffee table books. That too was rejected. But thanks to vanity publishing and the internet, his work is now available for the public to officially ignore. From "Alternative Uses for Alternative Medicine" to "Voodoos and Voodon'ts", there is something in here for everyone. Unless of course there isn't, as over 200 publishing industry representatives have considered these pages and decided they are not worth printing. Note: Unlike the Seinfeld episode, this book does not transform into a table.