Training Your Human - A Canine Manual for the Care and Maintenance of Domestic Monkeys

A manual for dogs for the training of their human companions. "A long time has passed since we found them in the forest or ran them down on the plains. Endless generations since we made the fateful choice, food or friend. But there were benefits to domesticating the tasty monkey-men or ‘Humans’ as they like to call themselves. Mostly food, smelly slippers and tummy rubs. And we knew this was good and right... so we kept them."