The Skinny Food Diet: A Delicious Parody

If you are reading about this book, you have probably tried lots of other diets, so why not try one that actually works. Building on weeks of careful research, the Skinny Food Diet starts with the premise that “you are what you eat”. So, if you want to look thin and sexy, then maybe you should be eating thin sexy foods. (On the other hand, if you want to be thick and fat and/or love meatballs and donut holes, put down this book, it is not right for you.) In the Skinny Food Diet you will learn which types of foods can help you have the body you desire. You will be happy to know that French fries, bacon, hot dogs, spaghetti, red vines and green beans are some of the skinny foods we recommend. Our formula is simple, if it is thin and sexy then it is good. No guess work here, all you need is a ruler.