The Whipping of the Juggalos

The fight for freedom starts now.<br /><br /> This book is for all that believe in the inevitable theory of Utter "Wisdom". For all have capitalized and fallen short of the glory of Stalin, as humans we can still do things that we think we can’t. The great man known as Can Not retells his adventures as he meets his best friend Faith the Unicorn, escapes the clutches of the Magic Train, and saves the world from the evil Catholic Empire.<br /><br /> Enjoy a world of endless destruction, where Ninjas, Juggalos, Madalions, Pirates, Lawyers, Antelopes, Voices, and Rastafarians all climb into a pit of war and slaughter each other. In the name of FREEDOM.