At the Thirteen-Millionth Annual Great Apes Family Reunion, the gorilla matriarch has organized a separate picnic for the great ape females, in order to call out the enabling of human males in the destruction of the planet. This one-act is a playful, but profound reminder that human evolution has been maladaptive in the extreme, and that our forms of social organization have been disastrously enabling of innate male primate violence.