My Little Bit Of Nonsense

Is a light hearted compilation of witty sayings, cracking one liners, amusing poetic quotations, and a lotta, lotta jokes. Which the discerning reader will no doubt find very amusing. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men. What do you call a handcuffed man? trustworthy. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask directions. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? So they know which end to wipe