How I Became A Crypto Millionaire At The Age Of Seven

I was only seven when the world of crypto first captivated me. What began as a harmless ambition soon corrputed into a decades-long quest for wealth and power that sent me down a twisted path littered with schemes, escapades, and moral compromises. In this - DEFINITELY REAL - memoir, I chronicle my journey from an adolescent investor to a notorious fugitive and cult leader. Would I learn wisdom before it was too late? Or was I fated to be the archetypal crypto bro whose reach eternally exceeded his grasp? Guys, I promise this all happened, and it was NOT just a fever dream. This was real. It's a memoir.