I AM AN IDIOT (but there's nothing wrong with you)

This bad boy is a self-edited (lousy with mistakes) collection of true stories that are designed to help the reader feel better about the fact that their decision making processes are far superior to mine. My wish is that every reader of this book would immediately be filled with pride, confidence, and x-ray vision-related skills. There’s no mystery here. An Idiot tells his stories and hopes that you’ll find your brilliance by easy comparison.